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jillian

GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER, SIR!

About Me

please give a shit about these guys.
--you don't know that i know what's up and that's the way i like it--walk the line or get out of my sight--what you eat is making you sick--stop throwing 17 year olds in prison for nonviolent offenses--i am going to drink all of your wine--

My Interests

i like to watch "intervention" on a&e sunday nights because i enjoy watching privileged white boys with superhot girlfriends and minimal talent squander it all in an indulgent haze of crack and self-pity as they throw punkbitch tantrums in mega-sized storm canals. and in the midst of the catastrophic throes of "addiction," manage to keep their 300 dollar cellphone dry. it's a stellar way to close out the weekend. pour me another glass of wine, i'll watch this shit all night. and this, too:....

I'd like to meet:

vincent gallo's dick... the rest of my band... a worthwhile paycheck...

Music:

x, smiths, stone roses, BOWIE, blondie, kings of leon, arcade fire, my bloody valentine, fiona, T-REX, modest mouse, queens of the stone age, pj harvey, gy!be, siouxsie, nick drake, trail of dead, interpol, JEFF BUCKLEY, denali, nina simone, stills, elliott smith, mahalia jackson, louvin brothers, stanley brothers, PLACEBO, sleater kinney, clash, cure, johnny cash, PATTI SMITH, morphine, pavement, etc...

Television:

absolutely fabulous, project runway, the office.

Books:

flannery o'connor, faulkner, dylan thomas, plath, anne sexton.

My Blog

oh, you don't need dr. phil...

you are completely financially dependent on your daddy and it won't be long until you are completely financially dependent on your husband... and you don't understand why i am laughing so hard, or why...
Posted by jillian on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST

i just don't wear enough black, i guess

i swear, the local diner looks like the used threw up on fallout boy's tour bus and tried to clean up with coheed and cambria's hairdo.  then my chemical romance took off their makeup to rev...
Posted by jillian on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:43:00 PST

mandy tagged my ass

THE FIRST PERSON IN THIS GAME STARTS THE TOPIC "6 WEIRD HABITS/THINGS ABOUT YOU." PEOPLE WHO GET "TAGGED" NEED TO WRITE A BLOG "6 WEIRD HABITS/THINGS ABOUT YOU." IN THE END YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT 6 TO BE...
Posted by jillian on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST

schoolin fools

during my presentation today a girl tried to tell me she doesn't think bipolar disorder exists.  so i pimp slapped her with my mind-penis (the one i borrowed from mark) until she begged for ...
Posted by jillian on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:21:00 PST

just stop it

1.  would you be so considerate as to keep your smelly, gag-inducing food out of my face?  i mean, what gives you the right to whip out your fat, stank-ass burrito in the middle of my h...
Posted by jillian on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

"kiss them for me, i may find myself delayed"

 i was flipping through some channels today and i came across oprah... her hairdo was amazing.  well, not amazing but... it was this dark chocolate brown hair with light brown highlights... ...
Posted by jillian on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:39:00 PST

officially lost the touch

part 1 in which the protagonist misdirects her precious "funny" and concludes that a perpetual state of general awareness is necessary to communicate with the correct people... i kinda like it when jo...
Posted by jillian on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:21:00 PST

WE DIG DRUGS...

...and shameless self-promotion..meat on tar beach..skittles..narcisso."it's just... too.. hot.".migraine."when in doubt, threshold it out.".thirsty..eightball. .repercussions.apologies to nan goldin,...
Posted by jillian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one looking at you, the other looking for you

i feel like i have a lazy eye and all my friends are just too polite to tell me about it.
Posted by jillian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST