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Mark Hyzer

http://www.veoh.com/videos/e131922cFDJ75eZ

My Interests

Books:

"This is the Pussy Light by Beau Sai" "IT" "Sphere" "Siddhartha" "LOVECRAFT" "Cat's Cradel" "Me talk Pretty One Day" if it counts: "Appleseed" "Orion"

My Blog

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Posted by Mark Hyzer on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

Ann Coulter is Awsome

Coulter on Arabs and Muslims Coulter has made several comments regarding Arabs and Muslims. In an article written a day after the September 11, 2001 attacks (in which her friend Barbara Olson was kil...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

The can't run Dream

You ever have that dream where youre cant run away from something? You know, the one where you bump into a girl on the street and she starts to bloat? Then babies start falling out of her ass, and yo...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

Street Fighter

It's funny. The entire time N is rambling about her extensive medical history and how she studied dance for 2 years, I'm thinking about how tiny she is and about how much I'd like to break her arm. ...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST

halloooooweeen

DDDDDDDDrrrrunk! And everyones was SOOO nice and touching my latexx covered body and I made out with somechick in a nurse out fit and I danced with some guy cause his friend asked me to to make hime f...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:35:00 PST

Terminator T-100: Best Dad in the Whole World!

I saw a film 3 years ago. I thought Big Fish was the worst fucking movie Id seen all year. There was a plot somewhere in there. But Im pretty sure the people I went to see the movie with, werent...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:16:00 PST

Coordinated.

So what's it like to be able to dance and have some sort of rhythm? I swear I'm out there and I'm the goddamn "Child of the Tide". Slow beat? I move like I'm the ocean fucking the beach; one steady bo...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:21:00 PST

Sweet Band Names? "Ultra Head" or "Mega Face"

What girls really want from you. "20 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL FALL HEAD OVER HEELS!!" Yeah, I think all 20 of these tips to guys, are the ramblings of a women who lives in a land of butterfly cum and spar...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:45:00 PST

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The whole sympathy plea is something that really shouldnt be tolerated. What am I talking about?! Anyone who opens up with some kind of gimmick deserves to be shot. The other night this guy comes up...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am a Cyborg.

Why you ask? It is not a question of my moral viewpoints; I cannot force my opinion on others. It has everything to do with the threads that hold society together. Yes, people can love who they choose...
Posted by Mark Hyzer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST