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Salamander.Wednesday

batteries not included

About Me

whiskey shot a hole in your heart
kind of liked it better when we were sober

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ukrainians

Music:

cowbells ring my bells

Movies:

noir

Television:

place your eye to the screen for cheap laser surgery.

Books:

"no, monsieur, no, there is nothing real in the world, nothing which merits praise or blame, nothing worthy of being rewarded or punished, nothing which, though it is unjust here, is not legitimate five hundred leagues away- no real evil, in a word, and no constant good"

Heroes:


he reminds me not to do stupid things.

My Blog

+i'm training them to shit on your car+

to add to the post below,QUIT MOTHERFUCKING HONKING AT MY HORSE!!!!!!!I WILL RUNYOU OVER!!!!!!!!!!!ugh. every time!!!! last time the dude actually rolled down his window "you can ride me baby"i'll ser...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST

+oh those boys with the saddles and spurs, * le sigh* +

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small tow...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST

polaroids- morrisey crew + union sq

i should have posted these earlier. these were taken the first day i got my hands on my stepdads vintage Kiev, its like an immitation hassie. still a sex toy though. now i...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:28:00 PST

bizzare erotic rituals, japanese astro focus, super-breasts guns & gorillas- topped w burlesque

the one night i didnt have a camera. the erotic rituals werent so erotic. kind of like a tacky version of birth control. [sean miller] followed by a silent auction of squares neighboring a room...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST

halloween is the perfect excuse for a massive sugar high <pics>

the devil with trashbagman! devil, robert palmer girl gone solo, statue of liberty and waldo candycorncandycorncandycorncandycorncandycorncandycorncandyc orncandyc...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:11:00 PST

Ol' Hallows Eve starts a bit early....<pics>

i love it how halloween starts like two weeks before the 31st..... why the fuck am i wearing that? happy face. midget. i blame chris for not let...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:21:00 PST

try lying for a change, its the currency of the world.

this rain causes a sickness in me it fuels the disease, a madness that is needed more than oxygen itself. the eyes cannot be torn away the circling of a spinning heart, the pupils tortured by passi...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:50:00 PST

www.lastnightsniggas.com

first, i'd like to give credit to lyle and scarr- this was their idea, the two were frustrated with the minimal amount of minorities on the hipster scene. they are out there folks, and the more their ...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:12:00 PST

Lyle Fresh's Birthday- and www.lastnightsniggas.com [pics]

happy birthday mr. fresh. i am still recovering. starts off nice and mellow... t...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:59:00 PST

This is what happens when you throw a beach party at a bar [pics]

Beach Party at Morrisey Park, nuff said. poncho luis PONCHO FUCKIN" LUIS!!!!! ...
Posted by Salamander.Wednesday on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST