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TRAVIS

so...what now?

About Me

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to see a majority of my illustrations, now go to: MY PORTFOLIO SITE ----------------------- I sketch, draw, ink, scan, paint, cobble together and create illustration and sculpture whenever -and with whatever- I can.--------- I've won several print contests at threadless.com , have a few shirts for sale at mojizu.com , and one at shirtstain.com . I've been known to do flyers and posters, album art, tattoo flash and graphic design from people with $5,000 to $50 to spend.---------------------- I love meeting fellow illustrators and artists, and people who share similar ideas, or are at least open to opinions and dark humor.----------------- contact me for work at [email protected] ----------------- for sale at luckythreads.com- you make me feel like DANSON! $16, silkscreened on blue and gold american apparel tees!!-------------------NOW ON SALE at threadless!------------------------------------ other printed shirts available for sale or request a reprint at threadless.com .and this one is available at shirtstain.com

My Interests

dumpster diving for furniture and art supplies. it's easy in an art school town. i drive my scooter around for no good reason. i draw dirty and funny and funny dirty pictures. sometimes i get paid for that, but not regularly enough to call it a job yet. if it a robot or a 50's style pin-up i'm all over it.

I'd like to meet:

cool artists....other people to form a new civilization with after the apocalypse, other people into robots, zombies, and scantily clad women...... other people that hate everyone else, and feel 'more advanced' than 90% of america.....am I wrong in this?

Music:

man or astroman-bad religion-...you know what,i'm not gonna list every damn band,especially the really obscure ones-'cause i don't want to be like everyone else on here. let's just say i only listen to music when i drive,and i like alot of instrumental. i've recently got ACID software and i'm making a few ambient/experimental/dub/jazz tracks of my own... so NYAH!

Movies:

mystery science theater 3000. anything zombie, anything apocalyptic, good or bad, i usually glean something from any of them. two more words. ROAD WARRIOR.

Television:

MYTHBUSTERS- CSI- DAILY SHOW-FUTURAMA-SIMPSONS-JUNKYARD WARS- SURVIVORMAN- GOING TRIBAL

Books:

FORTEAN TIMES and PARANOIA

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 55% Catwoman 55% Hulk 55% Superman 50% Robin 45% Wonder Woman 45% Supergirl 45% The Flash 45% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
the best heroes have flaws and the best villians have redeeming qualities.... so, take your pick. i tend to root for the bad guy. i am the bad guy.

My Blog

why is internet video (youTube etc) such a big deal?

...i mean, maybe i would give a fuck if youTube videos had any sort of decent resolution...scratch that- i still wouldn't give a fuck about internet video clips. why? because every idiot with a shitty...
Posted by TRAVIS on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

VALLEY TIMES DAY!

valentine's day.although i always enjoy watching how many more couples break up or fight than come together for this day, I still hate valentine's day.Or what it has become.Remember. at one time it ha...
Posted by TRAVIS on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

I'm a horrible e-person.

i have pages of people with friend requests i haven't aded yet. because i don't add everyone. i check out their profile. see if they do art. see if they appreciate art..see if they have a damn thing t...
Posted by TRAVIS on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

it's just not safe to myspace anymore!

I'm not leaving-but my already declined myspace presence will all but disappear for a while...I rarely check the bulletins anymore- most are for shows too far away to go to anyway, frickin' polls and ...
Posted by TRAVIS on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

Ghost story

all my closest friends have heard this numerous times, but always want me to tell it again during halloween. i will try to abridge the shit out of this without losing too much spooky. long story short...
Posted by TRAVIS on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:16:00 PST

batman dream casting...

alright folks. with batman begins being a decent and faithful version of the legend, and plans for at least two more down the road- who would you like to see playing the villains? as we speak, they ar...
Posted by TRAVIS on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

finding money

i have a strange ability to find money on the ground. maybe it's because i always walk around with my head down, scouring the ground for found object art, i dunno...so again walking to work today (wit...
Posted by TRAVIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

magnetic car ribbons- the new meaningless gesture

after sept. 11th every car, from suv to soccer van to economy to piece of shit had a flag or flag sticker on it (proudly made in china)...and i could deal with it for awhile, because i too loved my co...
Posted by TRAVIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i were a number i'd be a..............

You Are the Investigator 5 You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk...
Posted by TRAVIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a job fell in my lap

some land developer guy just had some copies made and said he was looking for someone to draw a color landscape overhead view of this piece of  property (that it sounds like they're making into y...
Posted by TRAVIS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST