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About Me

Lucky Threadz is currently located in the great state of Colorado where we imagine, design, print and ship billions of drop dead georgous t-shirts a day.

We hope you'll like our stuff and if you don't, we hope you at least get a kick out of it. If not, we hope you at very least shake your head side to side slowly and with a wide eyed gaze at your computer say aloud, " . . . what the fuck are these guys thinking . . .?"

We love you (especially if you're a girl, and super-especially if you're a hot, party girl who doesn't mind if we rip a couple of rails of blow from your hot ass.......wait...what?)

But, please take no offense if I tell you that you look fabulous in that shirt. Where did you get it? Luckythreadz.com. Hmmm, never heard of it. I'll go check it out.

You should. You'll love it.

My Interests

You Baby, You.

I'd like to meet:

We'd like to meet swanky dudes who dance like its 1953 and drive Oldsmobiles, skinny girls who cuss and smoke a lot, people who work for a living and people who don't. We love the people don't say a word all night then James Brown starts listening on the stereo and they be moving like their hips are made out of water. We like meeting big girls who walk real slow, old Jewish guys with huge bushy eyebrows, the guy who invented PBR, fat Italian dudes who dont take no shit from nobody. We like Venezuelan women who wear big sunglasses, Lithuanian girls with white skin, and we love it when you have two people in the room and they're having fun like its the biggest party they've ever been to. We like people who leave the country, we like people who never heard of China or Canada, don't want to know about it. We like educated brothers, crackheads who bum change (sometimes), revolutionary mother fuckers, wicked stressed out ADD cats with deep pockets who go to nightclubs in Acapulco and know where to get a decent steak in Moscow. We like pretty girls, girls who aint so pretty. We LOVE attitude problems and people who don't put up with our shit. We love you. If you met us, sheeeyyyiiit, you'd probably love us too. We love Tony Montana, Diana Ross, our Moms and Dads, illicit and dangerous drugs, spinach, cheap beer and Captain Ron. We love just about anything you can shake a stick at. Hell, we even love sticks.

Music:

What the hell do we look like. Hell YEA we like music.

Movies:

Only yesterday did we finally discover that indeed there WERE other movies in existance outside of SCARFACE, so, give us a few days to watch a few . . . we'll get back to you on that.

Television:

No. Hell no. C'mon man!

Books:

Everything ever written by Charles Bukowski. Charles Bukowski And Jack Kerouac.

Heroes:

Tony Montana. Thats it. And Charles Bukowski - he's a ladies man!