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*Jess*

...Ok...Sooooooo...here's the thing.......I can't deal.

About Me

..I'm brutally honest....but fun to be around...I am an open book and have an open mind...I love to discuss and especially debate-so be prepared for an intelligent arguement from a pretty girl that knows her shit! ( Although I can go on for hours how pink is such a pretty color and glitter makes me smile......ooooh-and how puppies are so damn cute they make me wanna peeeeeee my pants...yup...I"M A TARD!!!) I am a great person to know. I will tell you when you're full of shit, or retarded, or funny, or hot, or awesome, or are the kind of person my life can't do without. I am the person you want there when the shit hits the fan...or if you need someone to stand up for you...or if you need someone else to take the blows for a while because the world just kicked your ASS..and...well...you just can't get up, or take it anymore. I don't believe in holding grudges, although I will have to say I believe Karma is a BITCH... don't screw me over...and I won't screw you over. I have learned from my mistakes...and I have had MANY. I regret NOTHING from my past...be it relationships...or friends...or sticky situations...they have molded me...I wouldn't change it for anything in the world. I want to learn EVERYTHING there is to know...and then some... The love of my life is designing clothes- I spent many years in clothing retail selling other people's shit- I have figured out long ago that no one has really my style- or has really been able to replicate it for a fair price....and companies spit out clothes that fall apart...and charge a SHIT LOAD for them...so I got off my ass and applied to grad school. So this is where I stand now- everything in my life is temporary-or at least at a stand still while I'm in school- I want to graduate and live in NYC or CALIFORNIA- and make ass tons of money from what I love to do the most- CREATE!

My Interests

Huge ass in-your-face monster platforms( shoes that is...), my cool ass friends....ummm...cherries, anything PINK, pinups, 50's retro ANYTHING, Tattoos BITCH, intelligent and witty conversations that either leave me laughing or contemplating for hours afterwards... .......and OH MY GOD SOOOOOOOO much more!

I'd like to meet:

Like minds, Opposite minds, Artists, Goofballs, Sailor-Potty-Mouths, Pranksters, Eye Candy, Villians, Funny-Dirty-Naughty-People...yeah...I dunno.....

Music:

Sneaker Pimps, Lords of Acid, Thrill Kill Kult, Postal Service, Frou Frou, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, VNV Nation, Wumpscut, Fischer Spooner, DJ Cam, DJ Shadow, BEASTIE BOYS, early 9o's thuggish ruggish music( i.e. Biggie, Lil Kim, Snoop, Dre, Warren G) , Bran Van 3000, Deftones, I'm also a little retarded when it comes to SOME emo bands...( guilty pleasure, ya know?) Anything that gets MY ASS AHHHHH SHAKIN!

Movies:

Ok, so yeah ( in no particular order...)- American Beauty, Rivers Edge, Interview with a Vampire, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Chasing Amy, Seven, The Dark Crystal, From Hell, Usual Suspects, Silence of the Lambs, Stand By Me, Labyrinth, Breakfast Club...ANY Tim Burton film...ANY Michael Moore Documentary... for some odd reason I enjoy movies that leave me feeling unsettled... unresolved...unsure...think Lolita...or Hostel...

Television:

CSI, Nip/Tuck, Scrubs(mmmmmmmZach Braff is my dreamy pants-pants boyfriend ...), Project Runway, What Not To Wear, Embarrassing guilty pleasure(s): Dawson's Creek in syndication, My So Called Life, Parker Lewis Can't Lose ... Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, 30 Days w/ Morgan Spurlack, Brainiac, Survivor Man, Junkin', Yokel(* I WANT that DAMN BELT BUCKLE! ) Dr. 90210......Newest add would be Big Love...

Books:

1984!!!!!! Holy Blood, Holy Grail, Dantes Inferno, I am interested in the stories behind artwork.....I want to learn as much as I can... The newest addition to my repertoire would be Patternmaking and Draping Techniques by Armstrong and VOGUE PERIODICALS!!!!!!

Heroes:

People who are true to themselves...... People that can just "let it go" ( if you are one of those people please tell me your secret...) People that live their life to the fullest... People that can just JUMP IN, or PICK UP AND LEAVE, or LIVE BY THE SEAT OF THEIR PANTS.....

My Blog

Cell phones, Christmas, and people on commission...

I have spent the better part of today searching for the perfect cell phone, and cell phone provider. As shocking as this may sound ( those weak in the knees and stomachs should cover their ears...) I ...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

I laughed so hard I cried.....but shhhhh...don't tell anyone...

So, okay....I am supposed to have you believe that I watch movies with depth, movies where man struggles against all odds, movies that inspire....movies with meaning....and you should believe those th...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST

If you didn't read my post....

YUP- I'm in! I was officially accepted into the Fashion Graduate Program! I'm putting this in my blog- a few people didn't catch my post about it a while back. I will be starting hopefully, in mid Jun...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

I'M FINISHED! WORD TO YOUR MOMMA!

Ha-Ha! At exactly 4:23pm today I dropped off my Graduate portfolio at SCAD Admissions.......OMG- what a friggin weight of my SHOULDERS! It really does feel like I have accomplished something great- t...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST