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Banana Dance School

God is in the details.

About Me


Nothing says class like the King.

My Interests



I crave general nonsense and I like to miss the point.

I'd like to meet:

A piece of ass.

Music:



I think people only like Morrissey because they think they are supposed to.
Any artist who owes their soul to John Foxx is A-okay with me.

Movies:



I will take an old horror any way you can give it to me. I will take Christopher Walken any way you can give him to me.

Television:



Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Sponge Bob, Johnny Bravo, MST3K, The Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books:



Current Reading:
Morte D'arthur; Scandals, Vandals and Da Vincis; Curious Myths of the Middle Ages; and maybe this:

My Blog

BEHOLD! Yee Varmints!

I'm on a sticker, and you is ain't! Love, your favorite Hit Girl! I think you guys should all buy it and stick me on your car and your other favorite places. :) Special thanks to Krysztof! ...
Posted by Madame Banana on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

I Was A Teenage Spudhead

This weekend has been so weird.  Lael and I got invited to four different halloween parties and ended up going to none of them.  Last night we both got le grande ditch and just spent th...
Posted by Madame Banana on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

So far, Not so good

it is 6 pm here.  I am still at home.  I should be at the airport within 30 mins, but it will undoubtedly take me much longer to get there because of the bad georgia traffic.  I'm about...
Posted by Madame Banana on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

This thing is amazing!


Posted by Madame Banana on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

Better than Coach:

I have a want/need relationship with this bag.
Posted by Madame Banana on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

"They're just like US!"

Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy George... I don't know whether or not to be on his side because I love him dearly, or laugh because he is so dumb.  I love the judge's comment....
Posted by Madame Banana on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

In the Heartlaaaand, Stater Bros!

I just finished posting a blog about how good my day was, and of course it did not post.  Here's try two: Imagine a life where all you ever did was laugh to yourself.  You laugh an...
Posted by Madame Banana on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

It's getting better

  I went back to the gym today and I didn't eat any crap. Darla tried to get my to eat some junky cake but I was good and I turned it down.  ...
Posted by Madame Banana on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST