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Brian

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About Me

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I'm just your average self employed jerkoff who has just about everything in life he wants. I run my own business selling antiques, or what others call old junk. I have a very hot wife of 6 years who fullfills my every need, ya know wat im sayin. I have two awesome children who keep me crazy and just about broke, the hot wife helps with the broke part too. I have a few habits and hobbies like: drinkin brew, playin cards, copenhagen, and saving old sports memorabilia, and listening to really loud obnoxious music. That's my life in a nutshell, and if you don't like it you can Suck It.

My Interests

My kids and wife are my first and foremost interest, Sports excluding soccer (soccer is for pansies), my business (i love it), i have an interest in playing competitive poker (some would say too much of an interest but i am working on it), i also love to eat good food and drink the finest brews.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmm, many females i would like to grope if my wife was deaf, blind, and dumb. But she isn't so i won't ever grope any of the following: Britney Spears (pre white trash phase), Christina Aguilera (pre wholesome married phase back when she was dirty), Allison Hannigan (i think thats how you spell her name, the chick from the american pie movies), and any female with giant areolas. Dudes i would like to meet are anyone from the bands Korn or Godsmak. I would also like to meet Ted Williams if he were still alive or Mickey Mantle. Oh yeah i want to meet your mom for a late night, he he.

Music:

i love most current and past hard rock and metal bands. I enjoy Korn, Godsmak, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Mushroomhead, you name it i usually like it.

Movies:

Sports and war movies are my favorite. I also enjoy stupid comedies.

Television:

I have become a television junkie ever since they came out with dvr. I enjoy: 24, the shield, world series of poker, deadwood, entourage, rescue me, american idol (yes i said american idol it's ok you'll like it try it out).

Books:

ummmm i don't read unless i am forced to, like a stop sign or something like that.

Heroes:

I don't have anyone in my life that has had a positive influence on my so i guess i am my own hero.

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