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Pixelated Abe

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About Me

Hey there, I'm Pixelated Abe. Besides posting nonsense on my ground breaking blog, pixelatedabe.com , I enjoy wrestling gators, mutual funds, laughing at you, stovepipe hats, hiking, dancing (mostly jigs), shenanigans, seeing justice be served, hating Joe Buck, deciding between paper or plastic and boycotting blue hair gel. I'm also a big fan of the Gillette Fusion.



One of the happiest moments of my life, the day I received my Star on the Walk of Fame back in '52.



My Interests

I believe in giving back to my community. One of the biggest causes I contribute to is helping young women pay their way through college...

...I also like water skiing.

I'd like to meet:

RoboCop, John Stamos (mulleted version) and Papa Smurf. Yes I know, 2 out of these three are not real. But I would still love to meet RoboCop and John Stamos. A man can dream.



I'd Like to NOT Meet:
Anybody who's MySpace profile takes 27 minutes to load because you've either got a terrible background image, 37 pictures of yourself, a horrible song that you've decided to terrorize people with, or all of the above.

Movies:

I had a brief cameo appearance in "Weekend at Bernie's". It was a great experience. Andrew McCarthy sure was a douche bag though.

Television:

Me during my 25th appearance on Letterman. He's a great guy. It sure is cold in that theatre though.

My Blog

PEACE OUT!

It's been real.  Abe OUT!
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

Fine art. At it's finest.

Here is a piece of art that I've recently had published on rainbowpuke.com.  Isn't it marvelous?  I call it, "Mosaic of Disgorged Chimera"....
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

You're on Notice! (copyright Stephen Colbert)

I've decided to every once in a while steal a page from Stephen Colbert and present to you my very own "On Notice" board.  Here's who's on notice this month:Wal-Mart: I can't even go into this he...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

MySpace Pet Peeve

Hey kids.  You know, I like getting MySpace comments just about as much as anybody.  Especially glitter text, that's my favorite.  The problem I have is when somebody's comment consists...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

Borat Bonanza!

Are you guys as excited about the upcoming Borat movie as I am?  If so, head over to my real blog, pixelatedabe.com, and check out my Borat section, full of exclusive movie clips, deleted scenes,...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:02:00 PST

Michael Irvin's Pimp Suit Showcase

During this NFL season, I'll be documenting the pimpalicious style of former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin.  He's now an analyst on ESPN's NFL Sunday Countdown, wearing suits that will make you cry...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

Project: Cassandra Lynn UPDATE

Check out my comments!  Cassandra Lynn has left one, and has accepted her Stovepipe Hat Babe of the Week awards!  Go to pixelatedabe.com to see more of her pics, her Stovepipe Hall of Fame i...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:55:00 PST

Stovepipe Hat Babe of the Week

My amazing blog is basically nothing but pure randomness.  The one thing I'm going to try to keep consistant though is the 'Stovepipe Hat Babe of the Week' award.  Basically it's a cheap plo...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

Project: Cassandra

As I noted earlier in this blog, I've got this Stovepipe Hat Babe of the Week thing going on.  So far Cassandra Lynn has won the first two weeks.  In week two I included several galleries, h...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST

Constant Tech Issues

Sorry!  An unexpected error has occurred.This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. Am I the only one who sees this about 78 times per 10 minutes?  It's taking me a half hou...
Posted by Pixelated Abe on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST