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Jon

Being strange isn't genetic. It's a lifestyle choice

About Me

Well, I'm 18, my name is Jon, but if you under 18 and currently attend Dame Alice Owens that is forbidden knowledge. Use it in the corridors and Mr. Bath will show no mercy, instant detention! Only joking! No, seriously! I somehow grew up in Potters Bar without becoming a chav. Having acheived good grades at A levels (4 A's) and thus conclusively ended the argument about exams getting easier I'm currently taking a year out. For those who don't know, I'm using my gap year to work with children with learning difficulties before travelling to the most poverty stricken country in Central America to build freshwater wells for the poor. If I sound like a saint then this might balance it out. I vote Conservative. I also intend to do a bit more travelling on my own around South Asia as well, meeting other people, making new friends, or at least that's the plan. They'll probably all think I'm a right t**t.
Whether your here by design or if you somehow blundered onto this page by accident feel free to drop me a friend request whoever you are. Unless you're trying to get me to join some dating service or you're a particularly bad hip-hop band that is. Need the friends you see, now my real ones have deserted me to continue their 'educations'...stupid nerds...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Bath
Birthday: 08/03/88
Birthplace: Enfield
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Blue grey
Hair Color: Ash blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English to the bone
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tattered black trainers
Your Fears: Can only hold you back
Your Perfect Pizza: Classic pepperoni - never bettered
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become rugged
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: instant what
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh God, not already
Your Best Physical Feature: My right elbow
Your Bedtime: About half an hour ago
Your Most Missed Memory: Flying
Pepsi or Coke: Fanta
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D because Bk's just not unhealthy enough
Single or Group Dates: any would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I will knock it before I try it
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only from the ears
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: all the fucking time...badly
Do you Shower Daily: don't you
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Not immeidiately
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: No I'm a figment of my own imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I have hope
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: definately
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : on what
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Its called a shopping centre and no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos no kitkats yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes but unitentionally
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wanted to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not recently
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember
Ever been called a Tease: I can't remember...or can I...
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Once
How do you want to Die: Gloriously
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown Up
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Hopefully lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: casual/relaxed
Number of CDs I own: 100 approx
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
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My Interests

Film, Music, Football (or more specifically Doncaster Rovers), Reading, Conlanging, Drawing, Gaming, 8th century history, Sci-Fi, Travelling, Photography, Cartoons, The search for inner peace, Time travelling, Valhalla, Annoying my brother

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm...for a long term relationship it would have to be a girl thats bright, funny, confident, preferably good looking, thinks I'm funny (small chance), thinks I'm interesting (even smaller chance) and single. The usual boring old stuff. But in reality I'd probably settle for anyone that fancies me. Only no fat people! Just face it, it's not your glands, it's the fact you stuff your face. If you're fat IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT. If you don't respect yourself then how can you expect anyone to respect you.Of course for just one night, personality goes out the window and a certain Jessica Alba comes to mind.

Music:

Muse, Coldplay, Feeder, Aqualung, Artic Monkeys, David Gray, Eels, Ocean Colour Scene, Tenacious D, The Verve, The Kooks, The Killers, Oasis, Turin Brakes, Foo Fighters, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Radiohead, Milburn, Kulashaker, Gorillaz, Kaiser Cheifs, Athelete.

Movies:

Gladiator, City Of God, Metropolis (both versions), Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Armageddon, First Contact, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Batman Begins, Night Watch, Matrix Trilogy, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Lord of the Rings, The Bond Movies, Star Wars, 2001 A Space Odessey, Alien, Apocalypse Now, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, A Clockwork Orange, Crimson Tide, Serenity

Television:

Don't you know that TV rots the brain. Well the crap I watch does anyway.

Books:

Watching the english, Red Mars trilogy, The Belgariad, Wilbur Smiths stuff, Tom Clancy, Wheel of Time, Bill Bryson, assorted sci-fi and fantasy crap, All time favourite is "Jonathan Livingstone Seagull" If you haven't read it your life has not truly begun.

Heroes:

Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, he shows that pansy, Austin Stevens, who's boss. The guys out in Iraq and Afghanistan risking their lives in war that needs to be fought. Greg Brown

My Blog

God, I hate these kids...and the government!

After a week spent on the south coast trying, unsuccessfully, to get the new Year 7's to bond, to become a motivated and dynamic team, to not kill each other the moment our backs o...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

Black news and black belts

Yesterday, I was going to write something lighthearted about the first day back at school as a member of staff, starting jujitsu etc but the tragic news of Steve Irwin's death robbed me of any en...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST

All good things...

All good things must come to an end (except my last blog entry), thus it was with a heavy heart that I left my summer job this week. Shame, I was really getting into the whole porter/handyman thi...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Damn it, I'm one of them...

Ok, I complain a lot. That's a given. Its part of who I am. As much as I try to be positive, and to be fair I think I do a pretty good job most of the time, when it ...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:35:00 PST

So who are all these people...

It's been a week since I started this whole Myspace thing and in the intervening time three things have become apparent.  1) My initial suspicions were sort of correct. Myspace is ...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

Hmmmm....

Three days since I started this account and I'm still not sure quite what to make of myspace. Part of me still suspects that is just what I have been told it always was. A place for the...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST

Here we go...

I guess I ought to start this, although it remains to be seen whether this blog will chronicle anything interesting. Or perhaps it will. Not much to start with. Only a congratulations to eve...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST