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Sam

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Name: Sam Johnson
Birthdate: 27/05/1988
Birthplace: Welwyn Garden City
Current Location: Hatfield (oops did i say that out loud?)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Height: about 6 foot?
Are you Right or Left handed: Left for writing and holding cutlery, right for everything else
Heritage: English and Iranian
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: I dont wear shoes as the skin on my feet is really tough
Weaknesses: Impulsive when in Cd shops
What are your main Fears: Flying Sharks, i know they havent been inveted, but its a scary thought right?
Likes: Guitar, good music, comedy i.e Nathan Barley, and so on
Dislikes: paedophiles, rapists, little britain, John Redwood
Perfect Pizza: Meat feast from pizza hut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive my first term of uni
First Thoughts Waking Up: oh fuck i'm still living in hatfield
Best Physical Attribute: i dont have any physical attributes
Normal Bedtime: 11ish
Most Treasured Memory: seeing my hamster sprayed all over the wall after i gave it the shotgun treatment
Pepsi or Coke: Zam Zam Cola actually (islamic cola, no joke!)
McDonald's or Burger King: Both but if they spit in my burgers im gonna spit in their face
Tea or Coffee: T
Favourite Drink: enough questions about drink its fucking boring, would you ask someone you just met what their fave drink was? NO!
Favourite Colour: Fuck off
Any Brothers or Sisters: Yes one, shes called Zoe
Best Quality: Financial prudence
Worst Quality: generosity
Chocolate or Vanilla: are we talking about colours of what here?
Do You Smoke: no
Do You Sing: i have been known to
Do You Shower Daily: yeah
Have You Ever Been In Love: if you call love hanging around outside their house and following them then no
Finest Achievement: getting 3 A's at a level
Do You Want To Get Married: Yeah would be nice
If so, Where? In the House of God ( i didnt say which one!)
Do you Believe in Yourself? occasionally
Do you Get Motion Sickness? I've never been in motion
Do you Think You Are Attractive: Do you?
Would you Consider yourself Healthy: Yeah i get my 5 fruit a day, thats if crisps count as 5 portions
Can you Cook: Pasta, frozen pizza, toast and i can prepare sushi thats all
Do you Get on With your Parents: yeah tyere nice people
Do You Like Thunderstorms: yeah theyre aright yeah
Do You Play an Instrument: Guitar, and a bit of piano
What is your Favourite Food: Calypso ice lolly
What is your Most Commonly Eaten Food: Nobbys Nuts
What is your Favourite Item of Clothing: got to be the simple T-Shirt
Have you Ever Been On Stage: yeah but it wasnt exactly the albert hall
Have you ever been Dumped: why would they dump me?
Have you ever Stolen Anything: does a fridge magnet that came with a magazine count?
Have you ever been drunk: yes
Have you Ever Been Beaten up: nah
Have you got any Tattoos: I have a Hammer and Sickle on my face
How Do you Want to Die: Double Decker bus, or a Ten Ton Truck
What do you want to be When you Grow Up: i am grown up yeah?
How Many CDs do you Own: around 120
Is your name Rory Van Millingen?: Is it?
In a Boy/ Girl:
Eye Colour: Preferably not yellow
Hair Colour: Brown or blonde or black
Hair Type: Good
Height: My height or less, my ego couldnt take a girl thats taller than me
Weight: Around my weight, which is around 11 stone
Clothing Style: Ultra Chic
Finally:
From the Past, Have you got any Regrets? Probably trying to be funny in this quiz thing
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My Interests

Guitar...thats pretty much it

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Page, Possibly Robert Plant, fuck it id like to meet john paul jones too. I'd like to go for a few beers with the gallagher brothers, maybe a game of footy too, Liams quite good apparently. I'd like to play a game of snooker with rocket ronnie O'sullivanWhat I've Been Listening to recently... From www.last.fm sign up!

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Who, Coldplay, Radiohead, The Smiths, U2, Foo Fighters,David Bowie, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Royksopp, The Strokes, The Stone Roses, The Arcade Fire, The Streets, The Verve, Arctic Monkeys, The Coral, Blur, Donal, The Rakes, The La's, Ian Brown, Primal Scream, Rilo Kiley, Kaiser Cheifs, Zutons, Bloc Party, Interpol, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, the Ramones, Green Day, Cream, The Beatles (obviously)

Movies:

Trainspotting, Almost Famous, Withnail and I

Television:

Simpsons, Deal or No Deal, neighbours (obviously)

Books:

i have a confession...i can't read....but if i could my favourite books would be anything by george orwell, lord of the rings, does anything eat wasps?, the hithikers guide (all of them) Trainspotting, Filth, High fidelity, age of consent, a breif history of time, a clockwork orange

Heroes:

I'd like to meet all my heroes, look up there!!.. Here you see george galloway savaging sky news.. width="425" height="350" .. A Clip From the Day Today, possibly one of the best shows ever.. width="425" height="350" .. The Cream Poem from the mighty booshSod it heres the whole of Episode 1!! Copyright lawyers come and get me!! .. width="425" height="350" ..This is why Led Zeppelin are the best band ever! .. width="425" height="350" ..The Who, warning, the drum kit blows up... .. width="425" height="350" ..Day Today again...just tooo good .. width="425" height="350" ..