Well, someone had to say it. I'm short too. Short and a prolific alcoholic. I can normally be found aimlessly wondering the streets of someplace I doubt I'll be able to remember in the morning, stumbling dangerously across busy roads, and boldly meandering into dodgy sidestreets, blissfully unaware of the gangs of kife-wielding thugs eyeing the phone I'm randomly waving in the air. I can be found trying to remove traffic signs that are cemented into the ground, walking into pillars, yelling at passers by, having lengthy philosophical discussions with some of my favourite brick walls, staring into the bottoms of empty glasses, wondering where the liquid went. I have been observed trying to drive inebriated, toppling headfirst over fences, walking into glass walls and running from groups of men shouting obscenities at me. I honestly believe I can continue complex debates entirely coherently with intelligent, sane people even when I've drunk more than seven times my body weight of absinthe in a thirty minute time period. I know nothing but the next watering hole. I am little more than a consumer of liquid. I drink spirits as if they were beers.
I am...
an idiot. However, I'm also a computer guy, and I have black hair. So - ha!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
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Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys
"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!"
You love to party hard and cause a little trouble...
And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! What's Your Theme Song?
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You scored as "Ghetto". You are what you are! Just don't talk to me...
"Ghetto"
67%
Geek/Nerd
60%
Emo Kid
40%
Punk
40%
Hot
40%
Prep
33%
Stoner
33%
Loner
33%
Jock
13%
Goth
0%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!
Boobs
58%
Butt
42%
Face
42%
Abs/Stomach
42%
Penis
0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner
Very Kinky
70%
A Sicko
60%
Average
60%
A WUSS !!
40%
How sexual are you
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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
You scored as Green.
Anarchism
67%
Green
67%
Democrat
58%
Socialist
42%
Communism
33%
Republican
25%
Nazi
25%
Fascism
25%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls.
Marijuana
75%
Inhalents
56%
Alcohol
44%
Ecstacy
38%
None!
31%
Cocaine
31%
Mushrooms
13%
What's your ideal drug?
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