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No Introductions Necessary

Alright, so those aren't pants... My legs are made of canvas

About Me


Ninja! You are a sneaky Ninja. We don't even know you're there... before it's too late!

Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot?
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Good job guys... That deer had a bow and arrows, it could have killed you.

Music:

Tool, Tom Lehrer, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Sufjan Stevens, System of a Down, Fear Factory, Barnes and Barnes, The Engagement (wink, wink), Jon Wayne (the band not the dead actor), The Flaming Lips, The Decemberists, Soilwork, THE DOORS!!!, Pink Floyd, TMBG, Flipp, Dry Kill Logic, NIN, Crystal Method, Cake, Fatboy Slim, In Flames, Radiohead, Secret Chiefs 3, The Lords of Acid, They Might Be Giants, Iron Maiden, Arcade Fire, M83, Bloc Party, Neil Diamond, Fear Factory, Tommy James and the Shondells, Alice in Chains, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Joseph Arthur, Beck, Clutch, Crystal Method, and all them other bands dat everyone else likes

Movies:

Kentucky Fried Movie, Anchorman the legend of Ron Burgundy, Friday the 13th part 6 (JASON LIVES!), The Muppet Movie, Taxi Driver, I married a strange person, UHF, Naked Gun, Phantasm, They Live, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Monster Squad, Running Man, Godzilla V.s. Mechagodzilla, Saturday the 14th.

Television:

Family Guy, Sledge Hammer, Sea Lab 2021, The Muppets, Black Adder, Dr. Who, CNN, The Office, Conan O'Brien.

Books:

Anything by David Feldman.

Heroes:

Skeletor

My Blog

The sickest I've ever been as a child

Here's a photo of me in the 80's as a child. I was laid out on my back for TWO WEEKS with "Pac-man fever"...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

Ah, the end of an era

It's been over 10 years, but I'm deleting my e-mail account, and getting a new one. No more Justin @ att.net If you don't have my new e-mail write me up and I'll give it to you. I'll also send you ...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

FYI

Refried beans are the only food I know, that look the same going in as they do going out.
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

Something Something about my Trip to San Fran

Yeah, so I said I was going to talk about my fabulous trip to San Fran, and post pictures and shit. I'm too lazy, and/or I hate being on the internet/blogging but love making "/" marks.Tamara, take i...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

The coolest thing I've found on Craigslist so far

I've been checking the free section in Minneapolis Craig's list for a washer and or dryer for my woman's place (her's is circa 1960), and occasionally you find something awesome (women's size 11 panti...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

I'm Back from San Francisco (and happy early B-day to all my friends, the jesuses)

I'm BACK! And I have so much to share with you all. I'll just edit this post or something, and tell you all about my visit to San FrannyAlright I see Tamara posted some pictures on here. I promise ...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

Oh, here's me trying to leave for San Fran....

I thought Friday the 13th was the unlucky day, not Wednesday the 13th. So here's me trying to leave for San Francisco right now. Sitting at home. Waiting. I got out of work early today, because I ...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

In Minnesota News....

From mpr.org Sales tax revenue collected on the sale of vehicles in Minnesota is down. The reason is a downturn in the number of vehicles being purchased. The slump in the motor vehicle sales tax re...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

The Davinci Decoder. Available in Cereal Boxes Everywhere!

I've finally cracked the Davinci code. Take every single stereotype from every other movie, and then throw in some lame controversial religious bullshit, and WHAMMO! You got yourself a hit. (Yeah y...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:37:00 PST

Bah, I need a name change

As MUCH as I LOVE Mexican Wrestling Jesus, I'm just not feelin' being Mexican Wrestling Jesus. I think if Tamara and I ever do anything productive, you may see a new incarnation of Justin coming atch...
Posted by No Introductions Necessary on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:21:00 PST