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Boris AKA Evilchicken0

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About Me

Sometimes I wish I was more ordinary and sometimes more of a freak. I have a straightish job Architectural Technician, it gave me the chance to draw every day ... it's one of my few talents that I could make any money out of. I'm an adopted child, my father's an artist my Dad was a chaufuer for a Duke, my Mum was a school Secretary and I had a near idealic childhood in a village. The hunting fishing shooting life, learnt to drive in a Landrover, had a yellow labrador that kind of thing. Once had champangne and caviar with the Queen, well in the same room. Got into Motorbikes for the thrill. Moved to London for the experience and soon fell into the fetish scene (1989) and alothough I drop into lots of different scenes it's still the one I return to. I like taking pictures and still use film. I have sons from a donorship. Live in good ole Zone 1 Euston in my little flat that's scene soooo many people through the door. I finally own the bike of younger asperations ... a Bimota SB6 - and there aint so many of those about.Honour - Above all things."It was raining in the city by the bay. A hard rain. Hard enough to wash the slime out of the streets and back into the holes they crawled out of."

My Interests

Motorbikes, mechanics, draughting, drawing, photography, playstation, art, fetish, spanking, latex, rubber, UV, armour, prohibition, costumes, women, drugs, tattoo, peircing, fashion, faux fur, Bimota

I'd like to meet:

Anybody and everybody ... most people have at least one thing of interest to me. I've learnt that people fall into and out of my life, although I try to work at keeping people I also accept it happens.

Music:

alternative, indie, 80's, disco, garage, trance, hard house, jungle, inteligent jungle, dub, 70's DJ reggae, space rock, hard rock, rock, aor, grunge, gothThe Aloof, Bauhaus, Iron Maiden's first album, The Stranglers, The Streets, The Lost Tribe, The African Dream's "Making a Living" * Ball and Kult records, early Dredd records, Metalheadz, early U2, Sisters of Mercy, Cure,

Movies:

The Fifth Element - boy meets girl and together they save the world, what more of a plot do you need ??? The legend of Fong Sai Yuk, House of flying daggers, ghost in the shell, the cell,jay and silent bob strike back, crying freeman, a knight's tale,divorcing jack, cube, azumi, versus, ran,fight club,

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Cyderdelic, MotoGP, World SuperBikes,
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Boris Helmuth James Cooke
Birthday: 8th November
Birthplace: Broken Cross, Macclesfield U.K.
Current Location: Euston, London, U.K.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown to red brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English father + Viennese (Polish) mother
The Shoes You Wore Today: None - just got up. (Otomix trainers)
Your Weakness: Petite Girls
Your Fears: Deep water, Groups of people
Your Perfect Pizza: Tuna + Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish and sell some motorbikes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Innit
Thoughts First Waking Up: more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders
Your Bedtime: Just before midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: ??? rephrase please ???
Pepsi or Coke: Pep.si
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Peach Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both - contrasting tastes make it more intense. I like gigner also
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocca
Do you Smoke: "No. I bust into flames ... there's no warning"
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, I like baths as well
Have you Been in Love: many times
Do you want to go to College: I attended T-shirt wearing classes
Do you want to get Married: I've asked twice, been asked six times and remain solo
Do you belive in yourself: Exerstentially speaking ???
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes - but eatting ginger helps
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No - but I try
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes (I'm adopted), Not my gentical mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: Couldn't eat a whole one
Do you play an Instrument: snigga !!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: I flirt
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan (again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: unfussed
Height: petite
Weight: as long as I can lift her
Best Clothing Style: as long as they have a style
Number of Drugs I have taken: addiquate
Number of CDs I own: quality not quantity
Number of Piercings: it's your body
Number of Tattoos: again, it's a quality thing
Number of things in my Past I Regret: learn and move on
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Books:

I don't really read so much but ... The player of games, mort, good omens, the hitchikers guide to the galaxy trilogy.

Heroes:

Danger Mouse He's fantastic, he's amazing, he's the greatest mouse detective in the land. Corbin Dallas from the Fifth Element