I'd like to meet:
Interesting people, models, photographers, Alexander McQueen, David TG in Superman outfit. I don't mind Charlie Sheen if he can present himself in a rubber gimp suit.
Please read carefully before you add me:
- I am very selective as to who I add as friends. For those who don't know me please message me first otherwise I will deny your request.
- I don't accept random invitations.
- Don't ask me to listen to your band.
- I don't like friend whores: don't bother to add me if you already got 459,968.5 friends.
- Do not spam my comment box because I'll just delete it.
- I am NOT looking for a relationship.
- I am NOT looking for kinky sex partner.
- I DO NOT want to chat 'cos I am too busy flossing my dog's arse crack
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- If you want to enquire about a private session, please visit my
website for details.
If your only reason to be here is to get laid but nothing else I suggest you put away your unappealing knob and give yourself a tabasco enema.
