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Chris Carman

Expecto Patronum!

About Me

"and all the stars were crashing around, as I'd laid eyes on what I'd found""Buy a married news calander, we don't give a fuck, we'll send you a free sticker and pin""the colors so vibrant, the colors so loud, the newlyborn crying, realizing what life is, the eyes of my grandfather right before dying, the see-saw of all and it's rickety balance, the feeling of coming, the feeling of going, the mother, the child, the tame, and the wild, the spray painting minor, the gold leaf attired, the crooked, the straight, all the hip and the fake. Oh, I'm finally feeling the sticthing of beautiful seams!"

Please determine my location.

"Is that how you usually dress?"

"In order to continue further intimate physical relations, I imediately require information about the identity, precise location, biographical history, criminal/driving records of the man who shared intimate relations with your mother (which resulted in your conception and eventual birth) some 20 years ago, and in doing so became your paternal figure."

-or the more concise version that expresses the same idea-

"Who's your Daddy?"

AIM=Foreversound3

..I enjoy 2 % Human Water. I drink it all the time.

APA is Hard. I needed a helmet to learn it.

My Interests

Ask, and maybe ill tell you.

Music:

At some point or another each of the following artists have touched my life in a significant way. Listed in no specific order. The Decemeberists, Tilly and the Wall, Pelican, The Postal Service, Mogwai, Grandaddy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Broken Social Scene, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Rasputina, Willy Mason, Elliot Smith, Cursive, Dead Meadow, Flaming Lips, Iron and Wine, The Levellers, Azure Ray, The Good life, Cursive, Bright eyes, Desarecidos, Park Ave., silversun pickups, the comas, johnny cash, Modest Mouse, Ohia, Nirvana, the Anniversary, Arboretum, The Shins, Kill Bill Soundtrack, Death Cab for Cutie, Beck, Green Day, Rancid, Suicide Machines, the Church, Joy Division, the microphones, NOFX, Rilo Kiley, Johnny Cash, The Silver Sun Pickups, The arcade fire, M83, the microphones, the fucking champs, etc.

Television:

tom goes to the mayor.

Heroes:

The Appliance Direct Guy (and girl).

My Blog

Cake Day

Yesterday was Cake Day. It started out with me and Pat and Liz making a cake for Joe Zang's Birthday. We had all of these candy letters, and M&M's that we didn't know what to do with, and writing ...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:39:00 PST

Thanks for the add....

What the fuck is all this thanks for the add bussiness....Please explain it to me....Am i missing out on some sort of gratification that other people get when they get an "add"? Is something wrong wit...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

the mountain pt. II

So in the mountain part 1, I took a few lines from a grandaddy song "the nature anthem", and made them as verbose as possible (see prior blog for this) Anyway, some random person r...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST

The Mountain

I think, that in the future, it would be beneficial, for me, to set foot at the bottom of a certain mountain, that I have well intentions to scale, and proceed onward. Upoun reaching the top of said m...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST

Did you know that....

You can disable music from starting on people's pages....   And you can block bands from requesting you as friends?   Just go to account settings, then privacy settings.   This rules. A...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

making a difference

Look at the entry for Dec. 06, 2005. I really make a difference in people's lives. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=24145466&blogID=67014056&Mytoken=333209c...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST

Brian Griffin clearly has a penis and enjoys boxed wine.


Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST

and stuff

.......For at the same time the question arises to its greatest pitch of anxiety in the human heart since all is inter-related. When something is seriously wrong and one honestly seeks guidance in the...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:49:00 PST

why?

the subject of this blog is the greatest text only grafitti i have ever seen!
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:26:00 PST

Pizza!!!

It's alive. And you LOVE IT!!! PIZZA!!!! ...
Posted by THIS IS CHRIS CARMAN on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:33:00 PST