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"and in the end.. the love you take is equal to the love you make.."
"Don't be that guy."
"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
"It's such a shame. You're so money and you don't even know it."
"how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
"No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny."
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five."
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell"
"I carried a watermellon."
"Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains."
"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up. we'll all get up. it'll be anarchy!"
"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."
"we're on a mission from god"
"wiggle your big toe."
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."
"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."
"And now you will see that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."
"God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
"I'm not going to say anymore than I have to, if that."
"I like to drive slow on the driveway."
"This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This- this is Kent. This is what happens to people when the get too sexually frustrated."
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
"Either get busy living, or get busy dying."
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch"
Who is your inner bombshell?
WORSHIP! You're inner Bombshell is the beautiful Audrey Hepburn. Like her you've been blessed with a "certain something" that no one could describe accurately. You are more reserved than other bombshells, and that shows in your gentle, graceful nature. You like doing things for other people and love volunteering for your favorite charity. Yours is a rare gift in this day and age. You don't need to show a lot of skin to be sexy, all you need is your eyes. To see Audrey at the top of her game watch the movie "Breakfast at Tiffanys".
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photo creds to my favorite sketchy hip hop kid with a backpack.
ghope phriend for being a dope friend
bitches on a bitch boat
growers of sprouts
makers of music, dreamers of dreams
freaky ninjas and guys with black belts in keepin' it real
and most importantly, this guy~
~thank you bill.