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wizzird

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About Me

Ready. Willing. Able? Yeah.... able.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Whistling with my hands. Cleaning bowls. Reading movies. Watching books. Tossing the 'bee. Offensive jokes. Sun-brewed sweet tea. Playin' Dead. Philosophical masturbation.

I'd like to meet:

People of the Earth tribe. ..

Music:

Let it flow, cascade, trickle, undulate, gush, pound, break and rain down in torrents from above.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Shaolin Collection Kung-Fu flicks, Waking Life, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Kung-Fu Hustle, Friday, Spirited Away, Metropolis, Super Troopers, Akira, The Aristocrats, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Seven Samurai, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Boondock Saints, Amelie, High Fidelity, The Beach, The Neverending Story, Lolita, The Karate Kid I and II, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey. More TBA.

Television:

Come on... South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons. BEBOP, Dragonball Z. MXC!!! Fuck MTV! Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, Weeds. Oh, yeah... anybody remember Sifl and Olly? And goddamn it... Entourage (I didn't want to like it).

Books:

The Idiot, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Catch-22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Slaughterhouse-Five, Already Dead, Survivor, Breakfast of Champions, Chuang-Tzu: The Inner Chapters, Still Life with Woodpecker, 1984, Brave New World, The Dispossessed, The Earthsea Saga, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Jesus' Son, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Blindness, The Belgariad, The Mallorean, The Elenium, The Tamuli, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, Calvin and Hobbes collections, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Plague, The Stranger, Choke.

Heroes:

Rastaman. He has the ability to smoke whole blunts in a single toke.

My Blog

Breakfast Story

I went to visit my brother and his family early one morning a few days ago and caught them shortly before they headed out to work and to drop Natalea off at daycare.  I thought I'd be a good uncl...
Posted by wizzird on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

It Finally Happened

I knew it was coming.  I knew it was inevitable.  If you leave your bike locked up outside in the city for long enough it is bound to be stolen. I had the seat stolen a while back, for those...
Posted by wizzird on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

One Thousand

My profile has been looked at one thousand times. Okay.
Posted by wizzird on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST