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Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure

Umphant umphant umphant = Triumphant

About Me


The sun is shining, but bleak morbidity and hatred shines even brighter.. . sun goes up , sun goes down. the sea never stops moving. ....
DISCLAIMER: i made this profile 2 years ago. it still has most of the same stupid shit written all over it. there is an ant walking around on my warhorse cd. ... .;. .
.... give up. "its time to rock the fuck out in the most doomed atmosphere to ever rest upon anyones collapsing mind." ...stay Posi though...
_____ _________________on a path to reckless abandonment of all feelings. to fly out and away from the cavernous pits, upwards toward the domains of divine solar winds, and into a wall of spikes. get the gunge.
............... Numbingly hateful and sociopathic realms. ThE room was strangely lit up even though there were no windows. dragged into the ocean. DRUGED. DEATH. LIFE AFTER COMA AFTER SWALLOWING MUD laced with magic dirt. worms are our friends in the underworld. i cant escape my prison cell without making too much noise. my bedpan full of squirming, maggots have brains too. and the vultures hallucinations... on a dose of arsenic, loving. came to me in the pit of blackened agony. look at the clouds tonight it's delightful. long lived euphoria. we let the birds make a nest in our hands. in the tallest tree , hanging by the neck. the rocks are falling , AVALANCHE. buried ¢¾. waiting for the rescue squad...sniffer dogs to smell and dig me out, that could take a long time .. out its cold.ill screa.m so they can hear me... .this is what i am put on this earth for . ....................or not? i have no clue where my wife is, i hope she is okay. somewhere buried under the compacted snow... starting to cry in the suffocating cave- i cant think . something has recently been released from the gates of hell. i hear some digging . a bear digs me out of the snow before the rescue dogs get to me and eats my corpse. she brings some back to feed her cubs. rainbows filled the sky..............hearts flooded. dams broke. ............-|-
. lamers beware............................... MAXIMUM RESULTS YEILDS MAXIMUM VOLUME (DUMP) ............................................................ ............................................................ ......
DOOM METAL BARBERSHOP QUARTET + 1 FOREVER!
...Further, the autopsy showed there was a fracture of the left horn of the thyroid cartilage and there was hemorrhage in the nearby neck muscles. this usually, is indicative of homicidal manual strangulation. further, small particular hemorrhages were present in both eyes, which were another indication of neck compression.] [ [fuck off, clambake the cop car. unrecognizable corpses. gay cruise ships. underground hideouts. train collisions. teeth chattering. mindless zombies. drunk polititians. junkyard smells. Acute Stres s Disorder.Adjustment disorderAgoraphobiaAlcohol Addi ctionAlzheimer's DiseaseAmnestic DisorderAnore xia NervosaAntisocial Personal DisorderAnxiety Disorder NOSAsperger's SyndromeAttention Deficit Hyperactivity DisorderA utismAvoidant Personality DisorderBinge Eating DisorderBip olar DisorderBody Dysmorphic Disorder Borderline Personality Dis orderBreathing-Related Sleep DisorderBrief Psychotic . . the sensation of the body being steamrolled. the souls effortless release, set free from all bondage. ....

. meet me at the party pad for a good time. where is the party pad? thats for you to decide. far from dead. . soup from the winged .dripping down my chin. bacterial slime delusion. it is reality. sinkhole disapearence,... into the neon black rays. bloods song/ neuroblast bathing, we are high above the pink horizon. host for parasite ghosts. they . .took you to your resting spot.far fucking out man. out fucking far.out there. ffarrrr from here. out above and beyond.wayyy there. wayy not here. ..plant the seed of love and watch the tree grow. drink a mix of bleach and ammonia and see god.
The emperor had been in a state of pitiable vacillation Pondering on death as a welcome release from the torments of life, the grave as a darkened womb to return to.
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My Interests

. stewing. enjoying all things noxious. unpolluted nature.good vegan/vegetarian food. havin fun with amigos. swimming. abhorring the wreck which is modern society; sexism, facist twerps and other stupid dumb things. hating hate. death metal grunting at cops. charming gaiety, pillows, cute animals.... cloud surfing with friends, being depressed and thinking/attempting to kill myself with friends. In my lonesome- cannibalism, sorcery, drowning. imagining the asperity of harsh northern winters. ... . oh bother. all of us punk dweebs on this thing, it makes me a bit scared. we could be 'smashing the state' or 'playing golf' but instead we are vegitating in front of a robot. allthough its a good way to keep in touch and help with boredom. escapism: drone untill euphoria's bullet hits you into a coma, fly deep into the clouds and melt all your problems away.. charming melodee. slogg on.

I'd like to meet:

undescribableparty poopers, connoisseurs, those whom are jaded, tired, drowning... fruit pickers, drunk sailors, scragglebrains, shoplifters, stoned demons, bible burners, chainsaw wielding curmudgeons with grim intentions. evil spirits...... ! ones in tune with the ways of the dark lord. people skilled in: sludge tekktoniks, dildonics, stewwing. those who know where- --partys are... partys. .... drinking, bobbing for piranhas.
too many friends. deleting takes too much time. mother mary statue bleeding out of her arse.

Music:


. EVIL download: Pentagram - Buzzsaw . Stupid download: Ancient - Sweet Leaf (Black Sabbath) .Burning witch, Grief, Corrupted, Earth, Boris, Warhorse, Carcass, Melvins, Ghoul, Thorr's hammer, Deathspell omega, Winter, Lurker of chalice, Asva, Asbestos death, Lustmord, Thergothon, Mournful congregation, Blues creation, Electric wizard, Inure, Bongzilla, Ludicra, Sigh, Bolt thrower, Sunn O))), 13, Eyehategod, Jesu, Blasphemy, Disembowelment, Striborg, Rudimentary peni, Dot, Fleshpress, Toadliqour, Nihilist, Damad, Teeth of lions rule the divine, Unholy, Phobia, Weakling, Doc watson, Amebix, Dystopia, Exhumed, Brainoil, Iron monkey, Hellhammer, Anaal Nathrakh, Xasthur, General surgery, Necro schizma, Harvey milk, Kylesa, Acid bath, Shannon wright, the Breeders, Cat power, Thrones , Low, Sublime cadaveric decomposition, Hemdale, Impaled, Radiohead, Dj shadow, Mudhoney, Saint vitus, Rasputina, Aphex twin, Björk, Dead meadow, My bloody valentine, Witchcraft, Contropotere, Wisigoth, Pentagram, Alice in chains, Aus-rotten, Devo, the Raincoats, Choking victim, Weird al, , Goatsnake, Lice, Weezer, this list is really stupid and doesn't represent everything, Coffins, Rigor sardonicus, Slint, Beherit, Ginnungagap, Pixies, Nirvana, Cranes, Saké, Sleep, Velvet underground, Nine inch nails, Müm, Beatles, Beck, Sonic youth, Noothgrush, Lynyrd skynyrd, High on fire, Majority rule, Nux vomica, Moonshine, Thrones, the Smiths, M83, Autechre, Wormwood, Portishead, Worship, Khanate, Magic dirt, Moog cookbook, Pavement, Squarepusher, Godflesh, Circle of dead children, Skepticism, Depeche mode, Godheadsilo, Isis, Asunder, Nausea, Antischism, Assück, Grave, His hero is gone, the Mob, Violent femmes, Otesanek, Guts pie earshot, Operation ivy, Subhumans, Quixotic, Brutal truth, Cripple bastards, Elton john, Napalm death, Crass, Agathocles, Godspeed you black emperor, the Rentals, Iron maiden, Helium, Slayer, Gravy train, Municipal waste, Cephalic carnage, Lost it, Dahmer, That dog, Soundgarden, Tori amos, Elliot smith, T rex, 'Tallica, Neutral milk hotel, Spazz, Fugazi, Stars of the dogon, Prince, Man O war, Charles bronson, Led zepplin, Run dmc, Apache resistance, 2am revolution, Moon, the Cure, Clearance clearwater revival, 57 Octaves below, Smashing pumpkins, Billie holiday, Negative reaction, Mr. Bungle, Melt banana, Bikini kill, Disrupt, Cavity, Floor, Pelican, Weedeater, Esoteric, Black sabbath.... . faaarrrr oouutt. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------I play drums and scream in a metal band. .(update:: we are broken up) We've played shows with Warhorse, Pelican, Kylesa, Cattle decapitation, Unearthly trance, and Carcass among others. minus Carcass. toured the country twice. Wake Up On Fire .my friends/ex-bandmates pages here on myspace of other great audial projects going on:Moonshine . Nux Vomica .57 Octaves Below .Timbo bimbo .

Movies:

Baraka, Autopsy, Young frankenstien. i dont watch enough movies.

Television:

is a wonderful brainwashing device for many weaklings. Kids in the hall, the Simpsons, the Daily show, Dave chapelle, a few shows off of Adult swim, Strangers with candy, Conan o' brian, Cops, a bunch of forensic shows, Ren and stimpy...

Books:

James and the giant peach

My Blog

Deeep thoughts

I want my casket to be in the shape of a huge fucking pill.  the earth will swallow me,  and O'D.
Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

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Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

the great wish no one has thought of yet.

i could abandon, dislocate, sever, my thoughts and my life and just walk into the grave. fuck everything. untie all knots. impaled with violence. stab priest to death.stab the universe to death.... kn...
Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

lI. fall out of trees for fun. weeping brain matter. darkness pooling. shadow communion burial

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Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

Talking head club December 17th.

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Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:30:00 PST

Film based on my life

if there was a movie based on my life this thing would be my arch nemesis:     so to get away from the terror of his evil doings i would be cast away to live inside of this horrid un-named p...
Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wrecked the gore-grunge hell ship, airborne pathogens flew out of the sea .

1. go to this site 2. have fun!!!!!! DONT ever COME BACK. unicorn: word dissection. if uni means one. then what does corn mean? one corn? how about replacing corn with horn? unih...
Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

'Tibetan quaaludes'

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Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fairy ring

this is all lifted from the journal of the amazing Mia.of the band Kayo Dot. check them out. myspace.com/kayodot " as an added treat, we stumbled upon this FAIRY RING! http://img.photobuck...
Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

succumbed to joy

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Posted by Elephantinemountainblastcannibalstoneradventure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST