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DISGRASIAN

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About Me

DISGRASIAN.com - Two Asian-American chicks' SLANT on pop culture, sports, indie rock, fashion, news of the weird, race, politics, and identity. Oh, and we're a blog.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

AMAZIANS: Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho, Yao Ming, Yu Darvish, the Kims of Comedy, John Cho, Kal Penn, Ichiro, Will Yun Lee, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Karen O, Troy Polamalu, Hines Ward, Sandra Oh, Derek Lam, Satomi Matsuzaki--for martinis.
DISGRASIANS: Bai Ling, Masi Oka, Jackie Chan, Brett Ratner, Gedde Watanabe, Hello Kitty, Lisa Ling and Julie Chen--for ritual beatings. Kimora Lee Simmons for a tranny rumble. Kim Jong Il for a makeover. Tila Tequila and Gwen Stefani for a FULL-ON TAKE-DOWN.
Japanese "We Are the World"

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Music:

blonde redhead, anything on guitar hero (except for "Strutter," which is too boring to play)

Movies:

Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Rush Hour 3 (forthcoming), The Fast and the Furious, Too Fast and Too Furious, More Fast and Very Furiouser, Sixteen Candles, Karate Kid 2, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

Our parents don't let us watch television until we've finished our math exercises.

Books:

Calculus I, Calculus II, The Asian Mystique

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho

My Blog

Amazian of the Week: Tak Toyoshima --Secret Asian Man

Another post from DISGRASIAN.com:Name: Tak ToyoshimaAge: 36Occupation: Comic strip artistKnown for: "Secret Asian Man," a comic strip about everyday dude "Sam" Takahashi, humorous dialogs about ra...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

Tila Tequila... "O." Face.

Another post from DISGRASIAN.com...TILA TEQUILA: Awww dayyum.VOICE INSIDE TILA'S HEAD: Girl, you've made it!TILA TEQUILA: I know, riiiiight?VOICE INSIDE TILA'S HEAD: Seriously, woman. You're on t...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:03:00 PST

Sandra Oh's Bedazzler Tragedy

911 Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!911: Ma'am, what is your emergency?Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me. 911: Who shot you?Oh: I don't know WH...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

Quentin Tarantino is an Ass Puppet

From the AP: "U.S. film director and actor Quentin Tarantino, left, and Japanese actress Kaori Momoi give the thumbs-up signs at a press conference in Tokyo Monday, June 11, 2007 to announce the upcom...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

Disgrasian of the Weak: Paris Fuckin' Hilton

From DISGRASIAN.com:(Transcript from conversation overheard at DISGRASIAN HQ earlier today)DIANA: Good morning, Jen!JEN: What? WHAT? I can't hear you over the din of these fucking news helicopters!DIA...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

THE EMANCIPASIAN PROCLAMASIAN - Free the Harajuku Girls!

Join us in the fight... Sign the EMANCIPASIAN PROCLAMASIAN!!!from DISGRASIAN.com...Tired of GWEN STEFANI yet? I am. But unfortunately for all of us, Gwen's Sweet Escape Tour kicks off tomorrow night...
Posted by DISGRASIAN on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:09:00 PST