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AMAZIANS: Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho, Yao Ming, Yu Darvish, the Kims of Comedy, John Cho, Kal Penn, Ichiro, Will Yun Lee, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Karen O, Troy Polamalu, Hines Ward, Sandra Oh, Derek Lam, Satomi Matsuzaki--for martinis.
DISGRASIANS: Bai Ling, Masi Oka, Jackie Chan, Brett Ratner, Gedde Watanabe, Hello Kitty, Lisa Ling and Julie Chen--for ritual beatings. Kimora Lee Simmons for a tranny rumble. Kim Jong Il for a makeover. Tila Tequila and Gwen Stefani for a FULL-ON TAKE-DOWN.
Japanese "We Are the World"
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blonde redhead, anything on guitar hero (except for "Strutter," which is too boring to play)
Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Rush Hour 3 (forthcoming), The Fast and the Furious, Too Fast and Too Furious, More Fast and Very Furiouser, Sixteen Candles, Karate Kid 2, Breakfast at Tiffany's
Our parents don't let us watch television until we've finished our math exercises.
Calculus I, Calculus II, The Asian Mystique
Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho