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About Me

I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin' a damn, I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like myself
Because I never did
I wasn't wit' it, but just that very minute...
It occurred to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out, but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun, to be another one
Public enemy servin' time, they drew the line y'all
They criticize me for some crime

My Interests

pottery, peeing while showering, road-rage, cheeseburgers, slapping people, nicotine withdrawl, soap scum, eating due to boredom, cat hair, lint rollers, awkward social interactions, anxiety attacks, fainting at the dentist, SSRIs, squirrels, sociopaths, evangelists.

I'd like to meet:

do you still live in your mother's basement? do you enjoy using intravenous drugs in your spare time? maybe you love dramatics and are passive-aggressive. or perhaps your idea of a fun friday night is cruising for prostitutes. if any of this sounds like you, then we may be just perfect for each other. hit me up.

kristen's goddamned power hungry/horny bunny oliver:

Music:

barbara streisand

Movies:

suburbia

Television:

any show featuring tony danza. ever notice how his character is always named tony? i love that.

Books:

Harold and the Purple Crayon

My Blog

gotta save my survey

..>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:muriel!Birthday:Jan 19thBirthplace:DCCurrent Location:spaceyEye Color:rich milk cholcolateHair Color:shimmery chestnutHeight:perfectRight Handed or Left Hand...
Posted by murl on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Jonah's baby hat

My cousin recently emailed me that he is working on a book- a collaboration of dog stories. So I wrote him one of my favorite ones to tell, especially since it demonstrates my heroic nature. Then I ...
Posted by murl on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

I cannot believe my ac unit still works.

I am one determined individual once motivated. When I decide that something needs to be done, then by god, I'm gonna make it happen. I do not like asking for help, and I do not like waiting until la...
Posted by murl on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

makes me crazy

you know what makes me crazy? when you put your leftover pasta in a tupperware container and then you can't wash the red sauce stain out of it.
Posted by murl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an amazing couple

i think suzanne somers and chuck norris would make an amazing couple...
Posted by murl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST