dont read my profile. its old.
DOES ANYONE HAVE MSN MESSENGER?
Burts bee's clay, missing Jake and Jenn, laying in streams by my house people mistaking me for a dead body, staying up all night looking at shoes on the internet, finding a place to move, not looking forward to the moving process, henna.
Bring me back a present!!!
I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'!
Kissing is not what keeps me up to my elbows every day in placenta.
You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed... really hard.
Wow. Must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... Sure beats doing it.
Maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can.
If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we'd all have a bowl of granola.
Biscuit with Little Mice (Netherlands) Beschuit met muisjes (biscuit with little mice) - whenever a baby is born it is tradition to serve this odd treat. Little anise-flavored sprinkles (pink for girl, blue for boy) are glued to a thick dry cracker with a layer of margarine. Impossible to eat without the biscuit exploding into a bajillion pieces and raining greasy little "muisjes" all over your clothes.
COFFEE POTS. I DRINK POTS OF COFFEE. YABBA POT FEAST TIME. CHIKKUN SALAD VEGAN. ZIAS-WHOLE WHEAT WRAP, HAVARTI CHEESE, MARINATED BAKED TOFU, SPROUTS, TOMATO, CUCUMBER, ARGULA RAN OUT SO NOW LUTTUCE, LITTLE BIT OF RED ONION ON OCCASION, DOUBLE HUMMUS, HALF DOSEAGE OF AVACADO MAYONNAISE, PLEASE. SUBWAY- 6 INCH, PLEASE. ONE VEGGIE PATTI, ONE LETTUCE DOSE, ONE AND A HALF TOMATO DOSE, TWICE DOSE OF CUCUMBER, LITTLE BIT RED ONION SOMETIMES, GREEN PEPPER DOSE, HALF DOSE OF RANCH DRESSING, DOSE OF AMERICAN CHEESE, DOSE OF FETA CHEESE, THANK YOU. BOP PIZZA FELLS POINT- ONE SLICE WITH FETA CHEESE, SPINACH WITH RICOTTA, TOMATO AND BROCCALI WITH GARLIC AND PARMASEAN. SUSHI HANA- ROLL WITH CARROT, APPLE, TOFU SKIN, AVACADO, CUCUMBER AND TAMAGO. YABBA POT- SIDE OF VEGAN CHIKKUN SALAD AND SIDE OF AVACADO SALAD. THE NATURAL- CALIFORNIA WRAP WITH CHEESE SLICE MAYBE, HUMMUS, LENTIL BURGER, CUCUMBER, TOMATO, SPROUTS. IRIS COOKING- VEAT, KALE, STREEN BEANS, BROCCALI, EDAMAME, GARLIC, LITTLE OF RED ONION AND BRAGGS.
California pizza kitchen. Invitation come to my brithday thank you. beling polite. The brEAKUP. Laughing at a brown paper bag. Dr. gonzos eviction notice. Lady gottos cat award. Writing down my dreams. Echo selfeshlessly cleaning off my cheese pants. Tappas. Tarts. Yellow finger fruits, decoration only, 12 dollars owed to Wegmans. No passion fruit. Never ever will have a sparks embargo. WomenVenus, MenMars. It's true, oh yes. Getting A's on every paper/test entered. Echo!! Wheres my shoes???? Wheres my keyes???? wheres my purse???!! eh... im going to sleep. Food food food.food not bombs i miss you more than life its self, jenn coming home soon, sanity reviving, tree climbing subtley, im smelly too eat much garlic child indestructable girl lizs loving nothing(?) begin again wires incororape a abortion inter sapian follow the mostera. The picture you drew with my crayons could mean anything! you notice, you notice now!!
Saterday aka brown town!
Well my names Laura
Whats the most popular thing in the world? Ice cream. Everybody has it. Whats the problem with ice cream? It drips. So my idea is what? An ice cream glove. Get it in your favorite team colors. Zap Brannigan. Womens studies making me mad at things. Back to the future. Back to the future one back to the future 2 back to the future 3. This ham gum is all bones. Having my foot hurt, having my neck hurt. Don't want to get sick. I eat much raw garlic so ill smell bad. Paul. Paul and a heavy bench. Big hair puff. An ice cream cup. Stands to reason. Tent tablet. Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal. That's what ever you were talking about for you....
Egyptian pizza is a terrible establishment! Cold weather is coming! Today is a rainy day. I have overdue crap 1. Library 2. Blockbuster. I'll drop a class. I need a printer. Sea salt spray for my nose. Thank you Liz. Where did you get it? Game boy ate my brain. I rely on my cheese bank sometimes. I need to go to my bank with my coin rolls. I got the internet! I have to pay for it. Cops on segways. Pomagranette in many of it's forms. I'm going to carve a pumpkin with chris and perhaps you? Seeing old friends, catching up and remembering all sorts of stuff speratically.
Hi, I'm Laura. My moms cat had kittens. They can't walk because their eyes are closed and they're heads are too big for walking. Many plans I make get broken and that pisses people off. I like girl boxers. My spring break ends tomarrow at 9:05 in the morning, and I didn't do anything during that time. I don't hold a pencil/pen normally. I don't eat with silverware correctly. I like to paint pictures. Not many people will paint with me because they don't have confidence in their painting abilities. Therefore I challange you to be a painting partner. Doesn't that sound like a lot of fun? I go to see my Jew family on some holidays, but often cancel. I break Pollard signs. I very much enjoy swimming in a number of different places. I go through phases of food that I crave. I leave clothes around and get repremanded for doing so. I am in need of a roommate. My parents destroyed what once was my room by painting it semi-undesirable colors and/or furniture. Don't walkn the hay. Intense debates on ambulance chasers ethics and/or intentions. Experimental products, popsicles, crushed ice. Record television program benefits. Shallac. Racoon photo shoot. Decision making difficulties.
I love summer corn. I hate taco bell commercials.
Hi im laura. i like to stretch. i like webers farm. i have alot of trouble remembering people because im very bad at recognizing faces. i recently have had a horrible sleep schedual. i like alot of hot peppers on my pizza. I wear the same pair of jeans almost every single day. i love crepes with berries. I'm suspicious of the recent warm weather, but i do enjoy it. Im not a good speller. I like to nap at other peoples houses, and then get up and relocate to a different spot. I also shower at other peoples houses. I would like to start eating more vegetables. I like to get computer viruses with 2 different kinds of virus protection on my computer. I like sushi and i want to not smoke. I like to illegally sign my name on leases. I like to eat cheeses with wine. I think my cat is rediculously cute. I want to hold a giant puzzle day at my house. I have an electric blanket which I love except i think it may be cancerous from all the EMFs it must give off. I like green grapes more than red ones. Mashed potatoes! Having my best friend leave to go back to Greece.Insomnia, sleep depervation, car naps between classes, keeping others awake by tossing and turning, constantly blowing my nose, being depressed and suddenly feeling happy again, making sarcastic remarks in my head, missing my jenn.
I enjoy being arrested for drunk driving. I like to get 5 traffic tickets in one sitting. I love to witness police brutality while being handcuffed to a metal bench. I look forward to my court date and one of my many interests is having my license completely taken away from me. I would like to meet someone with interests such as mine.
I really like eating at Pasta Mista. I love their veggie pizza. I like Carmines. I like their veggie stromboli. I like Wegmans spring rolls. I like Vitamin Water. I LOVE EASTER CANDY. It's the best holiday candy of the year. I like candy that's shaped like eggs. It just tastes better. I like to leave a bunch of cups in Chris's room. I like to scatter my belongings in my friends houses. I like to be sick for 2 weeks, finally get better, and then get sick all over again. I like mangos. Please someone tell me how to cut one efficiantly. I enjoy going to Belvedere Market at painfully early hours in the morning. I break things. I'm sorry, thank you. I can locate peppercorn crushers. I like cheeses, soups, and green flavor soy sauce. I have many may many realistic dreams in a short period of time. I dream so much. It's amazing. Scary sometimes. Often it's hard to tell what is life or what is dream. There's no way to convey how absurd or intense these dreams really are. It would be nice to be an inventor. I bet I could invent something real great. I don't like magic tricks!! I think they're stupid. If you have a magic trick keep it to yourself. Especially if it involves a card. I can't drink coffee after 5pm. I'll be up all night. Also, the poor are a filthy, thieving people. 'Night....
i like having fun