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Keeley

...ask Keeley! The Internationally Read and Acclaimed Relationship & .. Dating Advice Column

About Me

Hello, I am a relationship expert, .. dating coach and advice columnist and have been dishing the proverbial dirt on dating for five years. My advice column …ask Keeley! can be read on numerous dating sites, entertainment sites and in a plethora of publications worldwide. Check out my blog for links to my column to read previously posted questions and answers. If you need some sage advice send your romantic riddle, dating dilemma or canoodling conundrum to [email protected] Keeley

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Here are some quotes that keep me motivated:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~QUOTES:~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The harder I work, the luckier I get.--Samuel Goldwyn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~Being a real writer means being able to do the work on a bad day.--Norman Mailer~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What I like in a good author isn't what he says, but what he whispers.--Logan Pearsall Smith~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.--Rudyard Kipling~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~There are thousands of thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up the pen and writes.--William Makepeace Thackeray~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~A writer ought to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.--Mark Twain~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~There is no pleasure in the world like writing well and going fast.--Tennessee Williams~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.--Anais Nin~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My goal in life is to be the exact same person to you, whether you've met me for the first time or the 21st time. Your knowledge of me is there from the beginning in an honest, brutal sort of way. Get your writings to be there...in an honest, brutal sort of way, and you'll have found your true voice.--Joyce Jace~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Planning to write is not writing. Outlining, researching, talking to people about what you're doing, none of that is writing. Writing is writing. . . . Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.--E.L. Doctorow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music the words make.--Truman Capote~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~To finish is a sadness to a writer - a little death. He puts the last word down and it is done. But it isn't really done. The story goes on and leaves the writer behind, for no story is ever done.--John Steinbeck~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's a delicious thing to write. To be no longer yourself but to move in an entire universe of your own creating.--Gustave Flaubert~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward.--Soren Kierkegaard~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.--Sylvia Plath~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!--Groucho Marx~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.--David Sedaris~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else.--Gloria Steinem~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Look not on the thanks from them to whom you have been kind rather look to thank those who have been kind to you.-- Keeley Smith~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All I want to do is make sure that I continue to try to exploit the potential I have.--Nick Hornby~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~People think I've been sitting here in an ivory tower with minions or something. But I've been wandering around the Safeway wondering what to cook for dinner like everybody else.--S.E. Hinton~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dear Friends,~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have noticed that the comments you left have been deleted, it is because I do not ascribe to lending my space to the ads for image sites. If you want to leave a comment, please be sure it is not also a link to an image hosting site. Keep it sexy!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ xoxo~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kiki

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SheVibe.com and ask Keeley! are now partners in crime! Keeley Smith is a relationship and .. dating expert. She has been dishing the proverbial dirt on sex, dating and relationships for five years. Her advice column …ask Keeley! and articles on assorted (and sordid) topics can be read on numerous dating sites, entertainment sites and in a plethora of publications worldwide. Don't miss her candid, classy, cutting edge advice as she lays it on the line for SheVibe readers across the country!

My Blog

How can you tell your future?

Are you going to be with a great partner?  Will you have smokin' sex when you are that old?  HOW does one tell their future?  It is more about making one's future each day.  Mon a...
Posted by Keeley on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

Live and Love Your Kink

Okay people, it has been a while.  But I assure you it was worth the wait. Letty has put it out there and has made it known that you have to embrace your kinky side in order to have a full relati...
Posted by Keeley on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

Loving your pet WAY TOO MUCH!

OMG people! I have heard it all now, and believe me I thought I had heard it all before.  Letty's blog on dating going to the dogs is gnarly, to say the least. It is adults only, so teenie-bopper...
Posted by Keeley on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

Are you DUMB? On NO you Didnt!

Urban legends in your bedroom?  Old wives tales in your sexlife? Let Letty give it to you straight! She's the shiznit!!! Letty Livingston   Are you feelin' her?  Let me know, let her k...
Posted by Keeley on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:21:00 PST

Have you met THE perfect person? Really?

Letty tells Vic what to do now that he is ready to turn in his playboy's membership card since he met the perfect girl to settled down with.  The problem is, Vic is afraid to ask whether his drea...
Posted by Keeley on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST

Older Women ~ Younger Men Blog

Passing along the love: (Good Read) Here's the link ~ Letty Livingston...
Posted by Keeley on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:28:00 PST

Do you tell ALL to your lover? Do I?

Read Letty's latest blog on it!   Letty Livingston   xo Kiki...
Posted by Keeley on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

Gettin' Kinky w/ Kiki

Okay, folks.  What is my kink?  Pain.  I like inflicting it.  Nope that isn't it.  Binding.  I love wearing corsets and being tied up.  No wait, that isn't it either...
Posted by Keeley on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Her Orgasm Exposed. How to tell if she really popped!

Letty let the cat out of the proverbial bag. She tells guys how to know if their partner really came or not.  Check it out and subscribe while you are there! Here's the link: Letty Livingston ...
Posted by Keeley on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Date Me ~ Rate Me! Am I a 10? Are you?

Check out my swansong on the ever penetrating blog from LL. Join me as I kiss my five year run with True Romance good-bye, with a dating and relationship quiz that'll let you know if you are a 10 or a...
Posted by Keeley on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST