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The Jesus

DIOS MIO, MAN

About Me

My hobbies include bowling, exposing myself to 8 year olds, polishing my balls, and serving time in Chino. I'm a creep but I can fuckin' roll, man.

My Interests

Bowling and 8 year olds......not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Third Graders What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!..

Music:

Anything Latin" ..

Movies:

THE BIG LEBOWSKI ..

Television:

Nickelodeon

Books:

JC Penney Back to School Catalog