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pH

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About Me

!I'm 31 and waste more hours of the day watching cartoons and playing video games than the average 10 year old. I hate the way pencils sound on paper. I hate sleeping with pillows under my head. I hate my nose being touched. I hate the way pennies feel between your fingers. I hate flip-flops with the thing between your toes. I have a totally unhealthy fear of snakes. I love music that covers big ground in small time without feeling rushed or overambitious. It's like the Star Trek fantasy of traversing the Universe on a button's push. I am always happy to hear sad songs. I love PEZ and reading books. I love expensive beer and cheap wine. I love to play guitar and sing with friends. Music is my obsession. It is one of the few things that I THINK I am good at....that and spilling drinks... - Browse Layouts . .

My Interests


Music, Reverb, Music, Feedback, Music, Distortion. Friends, PEZ, Singing, Playing Guitar, Going To Shows, Camping, A Cold Pint...

I'd like to meet:

Conor Oberst, Isaac Brock, Jack White, Mitch Hedberg, Johnny Depp, Hunter S. Thompson

Music:

Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam, Okkervil River, Band Of Horses, Alkaline Trio, Interpol, The Shins, Arcade Fire, Pete Yorn, Radiohead, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Sigur Ros, Tool, The Decemberists, Ugly Casanova, The Honorary Title, The Talking Heads, Wilco, Iron And Wine, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Muse, Brand New, Deathcab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Sun Kil Moon, Smashing Pumpkins, Chad VanGaalen, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Elvis, The Flaming Lips, Massive Attack, The Cure, Built To Spill, The Pixies, The Magnetic Fields, Portishead, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Kings Of Leon, Beastie Boys, Kings Of Convenience, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Broken Social Scene

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Coming To America, The Star Wars Trilogies, Any Indiana Jones, Goonies, Reservoir Dogs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fear And Loathing, Memento, The Usual Suspects, High Fidelity, Ghostbusters, Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Television:

Conan O'Brien, The Brak Show, Spaceghost Coast2Coast, Futurama, House, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons,

Books:

Ham On Rye, Women, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Tomcat In Love, The Bluegrass Conspiracy, Running With Scissors, 1984, High Fidelity, Forever Odd, Post Office, The Last Good Kiss, Bel Ami, The Hobbit, The Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:

Elvis, Jim James, AND THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE SNOOZE BUTTON

My Blog

Harrowdown Hill

This song is about David Kelly, a former weapon inspector in Iraq at the time Saddam Hussein was still in charge and who truly knew about the situation concerning Weapons of Mass Destruction  th...
Posted by pH on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

The years go fast but the days go so slow

i have a theory. as you get older, as the years pile up, time takes on a curious doppler effect, an alteration in the relative velocity of human events and human consciousness. the frequencies tighten...
Posted by pH on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

Piso Mojado

Im thinkin of quittin drinkin again. I know Ive said that a couple of times and Im always changin my mind...well I guess I am. But there's this burn in my stomach and theres this pain in my side and w...
Posted by pH on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Vinyl Love

Is it so wrong, wanting to be at home with your record collection? Its not like collecting records is like collecting stamps, or beermats, or antique thimbles....There's a whole world in here. A more ...
Posted by pH on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

My Top 5 Albums

These are not in any particular order and these are not the top albums of all time, just the ones I would have with me on a deserted island, if I could make a CD player that runs on coconut milk:...
Posted by pH on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

Baron von Bullshit

With your teeth to your lips and your head to the ground You hear the fish and they're making this sound Saying, " We just wanna go walking around and feel what it's like to fall down".  ...
Posted by pH on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

When The President Talks To God

When the president talks to GodAre the conversations brief or long?Does he ask to rape our women's' rightsAnd send poor farm kids off to die?Does God suggest an oil hikeWhen the president talks to God...
Posted by pH on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST