Rob

Hailing from parts unkown and being led to the ring by his manager, Rob Hynes is fluent in twenty three langauges and reads at a Grade Seven level.Though highly flammable, he has spent the better part of his adult life in pursuit of the Caramilk secret and was celebrated in the press after a near discovery in Rome in 2002.In the late 90's he had a breif dalliance with professional soccer but ultimately decided that while it tasted great in reality it really was less filling.Speaking of Europoean-style donuts, Hynes recently ran for Master of Time Space & Dimension, but the campaign was eventually besieged by controversy when a 34 second clip from his film "Fun with Dick & Dick" was leaked on to the internet.Never one to back away from a fight, Hynes re-focused his energies on his new coffee table book "Escalators: Electric Stairs and the Men Who Love Them."Bursting with fruit flavor, Hynes then transitioned to his new hobby, the detailed graphing and inking of his life-size map of Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island.All that and so much more, but only if you call the number on the screen right away, operators are standing by...Go-go-gadget Jesus!Layout made by mysteriouscris at CreateBlog.com .