can i chop you up?

i'm this short little portuguese girl that will pretty much make a joke out of anything. i love to have fun.i've lived my whole life in toronto and i don't know how to drivei'm a host for MTV here in Canada and let me tell you boy...tv land is fun! i totally lucked out with this job. i've never done tv before and before i knew it i was doing LIVE television. this is my story... last year i was working at the HMV superstore in toronto. i worked in the metal/punk department....so that was pretty rad. so you know...i'm in the metal section doing my job hangin out when these two women (which i like to call angels) came up to me for help. they asked me for wierd bands which neither of them had the words blood or death in so i knew they were in the wrong department. i had never heard of the bands before so i hop on the computer and tried to find them. we chatted alittle bit...they asked me what music i listened to and about the store and other random things. we cracked jokes and giggled you know normal customer talk.... computer tells me that they're outta luck :( no one likes to hear that the superstore doesn't have their CD. so i break their hearts and go on their way. a short while goes by maybe 15 mins. my shift was just about over so i decided to start pack up. i was all set to go when the two "angels" came back to appologize for tricking me...? thats when they explained to me that they worked for MTV in Canada and they were looking for hosts. i was all confused and started thinking....okay first of all...there's no MTV in canada and second these girls are totally out to scam me for sure! i take their email address and number anyways. i get home and tell my sister the story and she finds it hard to believe too. she tells me to call anyways....why not? of course i didn't sleep that night. i called the next day and to my bloody surprise,scheduled a date for an audition! i couldn't believe it!i auditioned a couple of times. it was almost like a reality show....seriously. everytime i went back for another audition, the group got smaller and smaller. total elimination process. i peed my pants like a 4 year old the whole entire time. so here i am today man....