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Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007)

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About Me


Chuck Naked
Guaranteed, you've never heard anything like Chuck Naked before. Self-described purveyor of dirty folk, Chuck Naked's comedic folk music is delirious and deliriously funny. Showing a no-holds-barred approach to humor, Chuck Naked's humor is adult in more ways than one. It's adult in that it's definitely grown-up humor, but while it's adult in nature, the music reveals a brain behind the humor in the intelligence, showing a grown-up, if, admittedly, a fun-loving grown-up, is totally in control. Chuck Naked's satirical manipulations of the folk template are startlingly laugh-inducing and might just get you to think a little in the process, too.
Sexy and Silly
There are no better words than those of Chuck Naked himself to describe how the best music makes him feel: Sexy, vulgar, inappropriately funny, psychotically angry at what Britney Spears has done to music ... Taboos are not something Chuck Naked is afraid of. In fact, he takes glee in smashing through them one-by-one. In that manner, he serves as a social commentator by reducing to cinders the arbitrary mores with which we surround ourselves, showing humans for the sometimes silly but capable of more creatures that we are. As for that psychotic anger, consider that a reflection of Chuck Naked's rejection of constricting pop conventions.
The Mental Mind of Chuck Naked
The grungy side of life can provide Chuck Naked with all the inspiration he needs to write hilariously cathartic, wickedly funny music. Bad relationships, nightmares, exhaustive masturbation, children's poetry, Shel Silverstein and more are all cited by Chuck Naked as influences. Child, adult, it all goes in the mix. The whole lifespan of a human is fodder for Chuck Naked's cutting satire.
Gigs
Chuck Naked has been captivating crowds, grossing out girlfriends and pissing off parents since Spring of 2002. He has found a goodly amount of exposure for his unique performance style, getting the opportunities to share his inspired lunacy with a variety of audiences. Chuck Naked was the opening act for the NYC Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast (he played Dr. Frank-N-Furter.) He has performed at B.B. King's in Times Square, the New York Improv, New York Comedy Club, Bowery Poetry Club and a number of other comedy venues. Chuck Naked also has a witty anecdote from an unusual performance: I played in this church basement in the Bronx quite a few times (God really wasn't really happy about that at all). He also shared this parodyesque story: Someone listening to my music laughed so hard she peed herself; another guy almost crashed his car, ummm, this grown woman ran out on my performance of On the Rag sobbing.
Doing the Music
Besides doing his comedy gigs, Chuck Naked is at work on his fourth album, with the tentative title of Happiness Gives You Cancer. He's also re-recording some tunes from his first three releases to be placed on a Greatest Hits CD. Chuck Naked's music is available to for free downloading at www.chucknaked.com, where his upcoming CDs will be on sale.
My regular MySpace page is here .My IM is: chucknaked4711Check out some photos cuz I'm a SEXY BEAST!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/24/2005
Band Website: chucknaked.com
Band Members: Just himself and a guitar (literally).
Influences: Shel Silverstein, Weird Al Yankovic (back in the day), Adam Sandler, Tom Waits, childhood trauma, bad relationships, nightmares, exhaustive masturbation, etc.
Sounds Like: Stephen Lynch (I swear I didn't rip him off), Adam Sandler, Tenacious D (Obey the D), cats in a blender, your mom humping the mailman...Kiriyama from Battle Royale killing every fuckin' thing in sight with his Uzi, etc.LOOKS LIKE:
Grannystyle
The Rocky LifeSee more at my website: chucknaked.com
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Chuck Naked R. I. P. (2002 - 2007)

CHUCK NAKED R.I.P. (2002 - 2007)Sorry guys. It took five long years and now I'm finally throwing in the thong. Maybe it was the damn Cowboy or the powerfully unfunny Trucker show, but I just gotta do ...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST

GIGS COMIN' AT YA!

GIGS COMIN' AT YA! There's no excuse not to see at least one of these! Or even ALL of them! YAY, STALKERS!! BOTANICA BAR 8PMSUNDAY, October 15, FREE!47 E. Houston Street (btwn Mott & Mulberry) 212...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

Letter from my mother.

Dear Charley,...I have to confess I always promised my self to explore your website and for some reason did not. Tonight for the last two hours I have studied it, totally objectively....I knew you wou...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:45:00 PST

Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.

Wow. An even newer low for Chuck Naked (I guess it comes with the territory). Instead of performing for maybe five or six people, last night I showed up to a bar and didn't even play at all. I got bum...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

It's official...

I do believe after last nite's show that I am going to Hell. What would it take to confirm something so extreme? Well there was a midget comedian in the audience...with no arms either! He was drinking...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

SIGGGHHHH...

SIGGGHHHH...so the ongoing Theater Offendia gig is now cancelled indefinitely, leaving my every other Saturday nights wide open. But don't forget I got two more gigs this week (tomorrow and Thursday):...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST

Dear Sam...

Dear Sam, Thank you so much for coming to my show tonite. I realize it was a total bust, but the fact that you were there meant a lot to me. =) Truth be told, you have successfully managed to see me p...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

ALL MY MUSIC IS NOW FREE!!

It's sheer pandemonium! I kicked off my show in a fit of joy. I have decided to release ALL MY SONGS FOR FREE! That's right, I am now opening all my previous recordings (even my entire serious misery ...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST

GIGS AHOY!

Well it's been a while but the Naked is back in business. I got a bunch of gigs coming up so if you don't see me at least ONCE this month, I'll know I really have NO FRIENDS AT ALL (and not just 700+ ...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

Wow...

Wow...for the first time ever, I have a post bringing together both Charley Layton AND Chuck Naked! Can it truly be? Have I finally achieved some healthy integration of my psyche in the actualization ...
Posted by Chuck Naked R.I.P. (2002 - 2007) on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST