Defenestration, benevolent yetis, wrecking other people's chapstick, using big words the wrong way, shark whispering, the phenomenon of yiffing, vintage race cars, do-it-myselfing (don't be gross), "photography", reading, cribbage, writing unpublishable things that I won't show you even if you ask nicely.
I'm still looking for that special someone who understands that eating an adult stingray is the equivalent of putting a four-inch dagger in your sandwich.
Elvis Costello, The Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, Andrew Bird, Tom Jones, Danko Jones, Neil Diamond, Dirtbombs, Reigning Sound, The Sleepy Jackson, The Arcade Fire, Beck, Cesaria Evora, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Frou Frou, Johnny Cash, Pixies, Kenny Rogers, Engelbert Humperdinck, Defiance Ohio, Feist, Big Sandy, Eartha Kitt, Charanga Cakewalk, Frank Black, System of a Down, The Shins, The Thermals, Gorillaz, The Donnas, Vandals, Willie Nelson, Neko Case, The Woggles, The Delmonas, Godspeed You Black Emperor, The Gotan Project, Shout Out Louds, Prince, Weezer, and oh, so many more.
All by: the Coen Brothers, David Lynch, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, and Wes Anderson; Breakfast at Tiffany's; sexy movies by the likes of Alfonso Cuarón, Alejandro González Iñárritu, and Pedro Almodóvar.
Shows I can sometimes sit through: 24 (stop laughing), Simpsons, Family Guy, NFL Football, Law and Order (no, really - stop laughing).
Anything by Haruki Murakami, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Charles Bukowski, David Sedaris, Diane Schoemperlen, Michael Chabon, Jonathan Safran Foer, Augusten Burroughs.
Off the top of my head: my nephew Sage (what a package: adorable, sensitive, and brilliant!) and my great-aunt Lois (who calls death the "Big Foot" that squashes you and ends it all).