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Chris

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 5th Jan 1979
Birthplace: Truro, Cornwall
Current Location: Still in Cornwall!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Weirdly ambidextrous
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Superstars (and they're still being worn)
Your Weakness: Hiding my true feelings
Your Fears: Having no money
Your Perfect Pizza: Any with pesto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: I tend to use 'lol' sometimes... really h8 txt spk tho!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shower - now!
Your Best Physical Feature: My backside or stomach
Your Bedtime: Should be around half 11, but usually 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: Having no worries
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac? I always thought it was 'Mc'!
Single or Group Dates: Dates play havoc with my guts so neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: If Nestea is made by Nestlé, then not that!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both! And lots of them
Do you Smoke: Very occasionally
Do you Swear: When necessary, of course
Do you Sing: Not very often as I'm rubbish
Do you Shower Daily: At least once a day
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes!
Do you want to go to College: A bit late for all that now
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Not all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in Citroën cars, interestingly
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on whether it's a good hair day or not
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes, but they can annoy me other times
Do you like Thunderstorms: Never used to, but coming round to the idea now
Do you play an Instrument: Yep. Guitar, drums and mandolin (all badly)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, a lovely pint of Guinness Extra Cold
In the past month have you Smoked: Afraid so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, not since I was about 17
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: We don't have those, we're British
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Never
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not recently no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, but playing darts
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Brrr not likely
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: For sure!
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, never really got into a fight and I'd like it to stay that way
Ever Shoplifted: Shamefully yes! A long time ago though
How do you want to Die: Quickly and with no pain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A nicer person than I am at the moment
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Don't mind as long as they're shorter than me!
Weight: No heifers thank you
Best Clothing Style: Casual but stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: What an ambiguous question!
Number of CDs I own: A couple hundred
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count!
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You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Which OS are You?
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

My Interests

Music:

Herbie Hancock - Rockit .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Pulp Fiction .. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins
View the video on youtube here.Dimitar Berbatov

My Blog

My new blog!

Morning all, for future blog-related nonsense, please go to my new (and slightly more professional-looking) blog here: Jazz Hands Lennon
Posted by Chris on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST

Some great David Pleat quotes

"A game is not won until it is lost" "Winning isn't the end of the world" "This is a real cat and carrot situation" "I've seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet" "And...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:15:00 PST

Atheist Quote of the Day

"In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST

Non-Football Quote Of The Day

"Like Caesar's wife, the judging of Miss Great Britain must be above suspicion. Danielle has always told us that she met Teddy at the party after she was crowned. Now she is quoted in a mass circulati...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

Double Bubble, Or How To Fill Column Inches

From The Sun, November 2: 'Hargo Can Go If Emre Comes In' 'Owen Hargreaves will get his dream move to Manchester United in January - if Bayern Munich land Newcastle midfielder Emre'. From The Sun, ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

Insensitive Moments On Radio No.253

What not to say to a caller with prostate cancer, who has been told that he will likely die any day now, as demonstrated so well on Radio 5 Live Breakfast by Nicky Campbell: "Hello, caller, are you s...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Nothing To Do With Football But

From Sporting Life's greyhound section: 'Former prolific open race winner Star of Dromin has whelped a litter of seven pups to Australian star Brett Lee.' Unfortunately a hasty google reveals it's a...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Notoriety Spreads

'Sir Tim Berners-Lee, The British developer of the world wide web says he is worried about the way it could be used to spread misinformation and "undemocratic forces"', reports the BBC. Sir Tim has ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

Speaking Of Which

"How the shot from Tomas did not go in I still ask myself," continues Arsenal's inspirational captain Thierry Henry in The Times. "Nine times out of ten the ball from Tomas would go in but it was th...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

The Art Of Captaincy, By T.Henry

"As the skipper, when I walked back into the dressing-room I couldn't say anything to the team."
Posted by Chris on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST