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The CHISMETIME.COM MySpace Fan Page

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
dirtymikerowe

Mike Rowe Fans It's a DIRTY JOB, but someone's gotta do it (a fan site for Mike Rowe)

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
lacoacha

La Coacha (ChismeTime.com)

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, Baja California
Country:
Mexico
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking

Micaela Led Zeppelin might have made the mold, but Black Sabbath crushed the mold into fine powder, snorted

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Santa Monica, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic

Tribute to Red Vs. Blue

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LIVONIA, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
johnselekta

John Selekta DJ John Selekta says come see my 12 inches

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Macclesfield,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
occasionalsuperstar

Fabian The Occasional Superstar

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DECATUR, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Samantha I'm Bringin Sexy Back!!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WESTVILLE, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
kimyunghan

Resistance Pursues Whatever rocks your dock,. floats your boat and tips your ship.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Evan Cocktails first. Questions later.

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DENVER, Colorado
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
karpowr

Justin (Burn Carbs, not Hydrocarbons!) Most things in this life can be accomplished through a quest for knowledge and relentless persistenc

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
(Edgewater) CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking

♥CherryKissies,,♥ ~Hugs & Kissies~

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
La La Land, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
milkmandaniel

Milkman Dan Nice Web Mr. Crack Spider --- see link to the right.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NYC, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

james

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
sheffield, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Kissing Cousins

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
VENICE, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking

TheWorstShitEver.com

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Mateo, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking
hangar18

Kevin the legend

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lewes, Delaware
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
marlaalison

I know who holds the future!! It's starting...r u ready?

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Jacksonville, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
wewantfun

Ramblin Man

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOULDER, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
ekmckinney

*Erin* I'm taking the long way..........

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Louisville, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
lisaharrishairandmakeup

Lisa H

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking
diaboliccreations

Diabolica Merry F***ing Christmas! ;)

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sonoma County, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
tomandnaomie

TOM & NAOMI

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MERCED, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

ONLY DA MIRROR IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION!!! WEN U HEAR MY NAME ROYALTY U THINKIN IM RICH,IF U CATCH ME WIT DA POLICE U GOIN CALL ME A SNITCH,IF

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PETERSBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
kevinbangos

Kevin B.

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hollywood Hills, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Tom Lenk

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
meandmarty07

Luva Gurl

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Ur always on my mind,when u come around I get shy! Tha ones you trust are the first ones to let you down!!!!!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lookslikelovetv

Looks Like Love

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Karina FUCK WHAT U THINK, FUCK WHAT U DO,FUCK DEM PUSSY NIGGAS, AND FUCK U!!!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
phlegm_lubricant

Rev. Phlegm Lubricant

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Birmingham, West Midlands
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Van Ghoul a.k.a. GodUgly The Boogeyman is real... And you found him !!!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

ryan

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HELENA, MONTANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

*Queen Bee* when i want your opinion, i'll give it to you

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FORT WORTH, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends

VERONICA

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PALMDALE, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
jenniferpatalanoclass

Jennifer Good thing I can be easily summarized in one line.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Long Beach, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking
the_wooden_nickel

Wooden Nickel The Wooden Nickel

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MARQUETTE, Michigan
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Networking

```Lauren``` my mom doesnt know im out right now:P

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Palo Alto, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

glassJOE GREAT DAY FOR RAMPAGING MONSTERS, STOMPING ON BUILDINGS!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brentville, V-City
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

JOEY MEDINA Listen to me every morning on LATINO 96.3 in LA

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends, Networking
krisdh54

Kristin Harmel

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Orlando, FL and Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
kriss_o

Kriss-O.com Beauty in life is glory, to live is tell the story

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Completely Universal: Toronto, L.A, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
michaelmalice

Michael Malice

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
iamasexaddictthemovie

I AM A Sex Addict I Am a Sex Addict

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
latishasimmons

MahoganyGirl®

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Worldwide, Las Vegas, L.A., California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Debra We could learn a lot from crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird n

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
GADSDEN, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Snotrod

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships
halloweencostumeideas

Halloween Costume Ideas - The Best of Myspace 2007 What are you gonna be?

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Halloweentown, USA, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
cszi

ComedySportz Idaho COMEDY IS BACK!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOISE, Idaho
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Serious Relationships

A bid for life.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Victoria
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single