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Milkman Dan

Nice Web Mr. Crack Spider --- see link to the right.

About Me

Cool, not like one of those people who obviously wants to be cool, but who just is, like a coolness that comes from deep within and is as much a refutation of cool as an embrace of itCheck this out, hilarious. Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spider Webs

My Interests

Politics, New York Times, food, wine, microbrew, travel, crosswords, chess, Baseball, fantasy baseball/football, reading, coffee, mountain biking, simpsons, activism, reading, cheezy 80's music, punk, the environment....

I'd like to meet:

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

Music:

NPR RADIO, NOFX, 2-pac (oh yes), Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, Alkaline Trio, Pennywise, Snapcase, Girl Talk, Less Than Jake, Prince, Bouncing Souls, the Ramones, Misfits, Bad Religion, George Michael, Underworld, Guns n' Roses, any cheezy 80's pop or hair metal, Rage Against the Machine, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, Rancid, etc...

Movies:

In many instances the cheezier the better, Shaun of the Dead, Starship Troopers, Moulin Rouge, Groundhog Day, Boogie Nights, UHF, John Waters movies, True Romance, Suicide Kings, Lord of the Rings, Dead Alive, Shakespeare in Love, Rocky series, Bowling for Columbine, City of God, Evil Dead trilogy, Star Wars (only the originals), Romeo and Juliet....... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Don't watch much, but love the Chappelle Show, Simpsons, the Sopranos, Hell's Kitchen, South Park, Most Extreme Elimination, the daily show, and especially the Yankees

Books:

some Sci-Fi series, love the New Yorker and Adbusters magazines, Ayn Rand, anything by Mike Moore, Fast Food Nation, No Logo, No More Prisons, Dune, James Clavell, Lord of the Rings....

Heroes:

people who break out of what is comfortable, challenge themselves, and go outside the box we make for ourselves