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John Selekta

DJ John Selekta says come see my 12 inches

About Me

.. Graphic Designer (a proper one who can still use a pen), DJ (a proper one who can scratch), Dance music writer/producer/programmer.
Born in Portsmouth, moved to London to DJ, then Manchester to form a band, then Macclesfield - yeah never quite worked that one out..
I'm a bit of a comedian but always tell crap jokes.
My blog is at http://www.dustedbreaks.com/blog if you want a proper laugh. I don't use the MySpace one, but try and keep the other one updated..
I love music (mostly dance-oriented but open to everything), love partying and having a ball.
Disclaimer/time-saving statement:
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If you are a band of the rock-oriented variety, all with messy with black hair accompanied an emotionless picture of 4 or 5 dudes standing doing nothing, don't waste yours and my time. I don't want to hear your tuneage. You're probably more rubbish than you think you are. yawn.
Electronica, house or breaks is fine though, I like that.
If you're a wannabe bride/english citizen from Russia or whatever looking for a gullible man don't bother either...I ain't interested or gullible.
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MySpaceTV Videos: Show-off Gets Knocked the F*ck Out by Jason the Video Lord
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

House music (listening/spinning/making), wasting valuable time surfing the web, design, comedy & all things hilarious, keeping busy, women, sleeping - but i dont get enough of the last two!!

I'd like to meet:

Record labels dealing with house and breaks that can earn me money
Internet radio broadcasters with vacant shows
Likeminded individuals out for a bloody good laugh
Basically anyone that will lubricate my creative juices and inspiration

Music:

Nu skool breaks (funky or dark), Soulful and/or chunky house (uncheesy), downbeat, old skool hip hop, turntablism, anything which makes me shake my ass (but not in a gay way)

Movies:

Up in smoke, Old School, disposable, light-hearted stuff. More into music

Television:

Phoenix Nights, Little Britain, The Office (UK version), Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Curb your Enthusiasm, Stand-up comedy, The Horror channel - the Leprechaun is a wrongun for sure!!!

Books:

Anything with lots of pictures - I'm too busy to read books!

Heroes:

It works better for me to have none. Makes me a stronger person. I like Cadbury's Heroes though, but thats another story.

My Blog

<<<-Phonk Power @ The Lounge Sat 28 Jul 9-late-->>>


Posted by John Selekta on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

PARTY PARTY PARTY

My official birthday do. Get on down you lot! Unofficial one 28th Oct at Mint Lounge (see nish nash nosh in my profile). Reet. Enjoy!...
Posted by John Selekta on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

Weekend party pics from Sissys Birthday

Sissys party - 30 Sep - Tiger TigerFurther down page - No idea why TF there's a big gap before, but just scroll down. ...
Posted by John Selekta on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST

Love2B with Jammin Sunday

Get your arses down! Bring your instruments, jam on it!!A little old skool hip hop radio show for your downloadage too, me on dynamicbreaks....
Posted by John Selekta on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:48:00 PST

My actual blog is located elsewhere...

...clicky clicky - you might even like it
Posted by John Selekta on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:47:00 PST