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Stacy sleep for twelve hours, dream about home

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Olympia, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

jason Everything will change. . .

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: nowhere special,
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Me, Myself and Music The mountains kiss high heaven and waves clasp one another...No sister flower would be forgiven if i

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ORANGE/ NOW ANAHEIM, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Natalie We can't be creative if we refuse to be confused.

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Santa Cruz, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

chapelle[TBO] TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DALLAS, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

Joshwhowhaa Justin brought it back...I'll make sure it stays for good.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Highlands Ranch, COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Dirty Social Secret

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

jen wilkinson jen's stunt double derriere model~ mine is too sexy to show. :O

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

CARE-O-______ I understand why they say highschool never ends

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Eve City, Corona
Country:: Cook Islands
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Barry I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cincinnati, OHIO
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Sunshine

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

untrustingheart

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LEBANON, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

RACHEL We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Conway, Arkansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

(Â¯`â€¢.Â¸Â¤ Make-Up MagicianÂ¤Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¯) Your face is my Canvas

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Look out!...IM RIGHT BEHIND U!, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

J@ImE A.K.A the BOSS Barrio chino! represent!!- 08001

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Barcelona represent, Barcelona
Country:: Spain
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

jewlee

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 20 years old
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

â™¥ Kari Sweets â™¥ ♥ the REAL kari sweets myspace page! ♥

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

LATTY Roll u BellyA ENDORSE TINA PARTY 05/24/08 HOT DANCER Dancehall/Reggae a href=http://www.freecodesource.com

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kingston: Duhaney Park,
Country:: Jamaica
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Â¨Â°oMissworldÂ° Â¨Â°o.O Don't make someone a priority who only makes you an option O.oÂ°

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bx , NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

NO BEHAVIOR LADIES ...RUNNING ALL CITIES NEAR YOU div style=position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

VanBamma

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BRONX, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Brad R.I.P. PHARO, BRYAN PATA, NENE JORDAN, MATT WRIGHT

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Miami, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

SHEFFIELD

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ESPRESSO, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Mary calls

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tuticorin, Catholic
Country:: India
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

SsSsSs S-Q-U-A-D UP[ R.I.P STACK BUNDLES] C^R@zy K

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FAR ROCKAWAY, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

ARIYAN agar hata beyneh ma, fasaleh yek nafas-e, nafas-e mano begir.-Googoosh

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single

joe

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Monica, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Anne-Marie No I don't want to battle from the year to end I don't want to cycle and recycle revenge I don't wan

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

JiN's EviL Cre@tiOn. I make sh*t happen like a room full of babies

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Parkville/Towson, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

This week's subliminal message is ..... Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!!!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brooklyn , NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

RU

Age:: 30 years old
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

MR. HANA-REBEL

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FORT WORTH, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Terri Love of Xpoja Entertainment & YBVanderbi EVENT PLANNER

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MIDDLE RIVER, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Networking

Britney Rears AVN and XRCO Performer of the Year!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Horn Lake, Mississippi
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 59 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BRIDGEPORT, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

♥LaUrA♥ IT'S GONNA MAKE IT HARD TO TELL YOU THAT I'M LEAVING... NOW THAT I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU CARE

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN DIEGO, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

♥Mandiie Wub♥ Why Do EMO Kids Wear Camo? 'Cause They Don't Want To Be SCENE

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bladenborro, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Joanne Still waters run deep...very deep... =)

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hayward, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

JUST BE TV/RADIO IS BACK

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

Docta Bird aka Mr. New York ,New York THE NATIONAL BIRD DOCTA BIRD

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Jamaica
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

sara

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Magnolia, Arkansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

(Â¯`Â·._.Â·[Diseased State of Mind]Â·._.Â·Â´Â¯)Â®

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STOCKBRIDGE, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Grown A%# Man

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brick City, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Sal da Stunna-COKE RUSH I got alot of living to do before I die so I aint got time to waste!!!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boston, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

bling tek wey uno dutty bloodclat self~!!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HARTFORD, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Roshnaldinho Some ppl in this world r just ................................................

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Currently in Tampa, but lives in North Port, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends