joe

why does everyone love myspace so much? what the hell happened? here i am on friendster racking up the friends, gauging my social worth off of it, come to find out everyone cool is in a totally different space. you know what? i just don't like the look of myspace. it feels cheap and badly designed and microsoft-minded and most of the pages are ugly and i just don't have time or interest for ugly.

but here i am, because dammit, i need to feel popular again. and young. and vibrant. and i need a page that shows me who my friends are. because why call you up and say hi when i can just see your icon?i love you all, but comments with pictures that fuck up my beautiful layout will be deleted. NO ONE fucks up my beautiful layout.

so here's my website .

and here's my blog .
(aesthetically pleasing layout template provided by mike industries .)