funny texts profiles - ProfilesArchive

amyg This...has nothing to do with ME...

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ReykjavÃk / Northampton, UK
Country:: Iceland
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Leicester, Midlands
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

ms. alysia chavez you came on your own, that's how you'll leave. with hope in your hands and air to breathe.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Ontario, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

.:Lissana:. Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single

Regan This is basic Reganomics.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: State College, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jenn so maybe with my camera I could steal a shot of you and go home to put it in my room...

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STL/COLUMBIA, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Anne Haynes

Age:: 39 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Frances

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

The Swarm Kingâ„¢ NO MORE FLYERS ON MY PROFILE PLEASE!!!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Poole Dorset,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

whisperz

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bxl ,
Country:: Belgium
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average

T-Hulk klein-Poetting ihm seine Page

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Exter Rock City, Ostwestfalen-Lippe
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Paul Guided Missile Puns Not Dead

Age:: 93 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: london, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jakester

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sparks, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nadia [Team Britney] To Write Love On Her Arms

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Big-End/Brizzle.uwe.fizzle,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight

Spesh Cakes!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

:. MY LIFE WITHOUT A BUD ICE:.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BIG BAD INSANE EMPIRE, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Debbie Super Grandma

Age:: 49 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SIDNEY, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

~ICE PINK BLONDIE~ *WHY EAT A BURGER WHEN YOU GOT STEAK-N-POTATOS AT HOME? .... .........~"SOMETIMES, YOU NEED TO FORGE

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CLEVELAND, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

23 when u finally open ur heart it feels good

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: durham, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

miss wendy

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: athens, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

~Corinne~

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: lost in the woods, Idaho
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

â˜†There Iz Only 1 Meâ˜†

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: new jersy, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

<<L@dii Royalty>>™{DyNaStY} Cuz All I Wanna do Iz jus Represent HIM weLL

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: THAT 315, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jj plunks BaCk FlIp N A Hut HuT 4 LiFe ;-p

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: melbourne, vic
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Stormer

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Summerville, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

! Luisitos Way !

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Who Cares, Maryland
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Average

!$L@Nd GurL!!!

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: 3@$t p@L0 @lT0 @Nd N!Ck3l3$ aNd d!M3$!!!!!!, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

~..So Happy Now That I Got You..~ ~..If you look under the hard part of life you will find something good always come out of it..So

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Union, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Eric I put the stud in study

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: GRANITE BAY, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Networking

NADIADAWN HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HOLLYWOOD , California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

KATE If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

JOKER

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: bennington, Vermont
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

S.Prosper

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boston, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kerri ♥

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pullman/ Gig Harbor, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

'The Rooster' Bend me Break me Anyway U need me All I want is U

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: indianapolis, INDIANA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

mike feeling good...

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fairfax, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jamie. (insert day of the week that it is here) night!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Serious Relationships

R-O-X-Y Hangin' & bangin'

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Dr. Egon Spengler

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Providence, Rhode Island
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

NAKED UNDER MY CLOTHES Life is a balance of holding on and letting go.

Age:: 98 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Delaware
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

* TheMossosis * ....ACEND ABOVE IT ALL!img src=http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/dmdragons/triviu m17.gif bord

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Jazmin

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LAREDO, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

LokaDancer

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Montreal, New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship

Martin-Pierre What doesn't kill you may well end up hurting in the morning

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: London, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Trisi LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GREER, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

roguesnowtrooper Target! Maximum Fire Power!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: AKRON, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Crazyclips TV Nothing here is crazy. Except the clips.

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

X-Zaggy- X

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Roytown yeah boi !!!, East
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

David hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: OREGON CITY, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends