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Monica HOW FUNNY!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA FE SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States

Stef-funny!!!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Santa Rosa, California
Country:: United States

ROZIE nice sweet funny

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Large Marge Laugh, 'cause if you don't laugh it ain't funny!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Santa Rosa, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

curls AINT NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING!!!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: cork, CORK
Country:: Ireland
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Aaron

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

boobie, shout out to tha hatas imma do me hahaha They say the Key to a Perfect Realtionship is COMMUNICATION!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: da city, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

My LiPgLoSs Is PoPpIn' I wear my sunglasses at night...

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RONKS, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

geoÂ®ge

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PLEASANT RIDGE, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nathan

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Seth

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: winnipeg, Manitoba
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Hillary Broke up with MySpace. Currently seriously dating Face Book.

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Abdullah

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Rafael, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

JOE

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: OXFORD, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Serious Relationships

E Double

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DETROIT, Michigan
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Damian

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Trinidad and Tobago
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 22 years old
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Bock Bock! Baagaack! I am the Vindow Viper! Muahaha!!...... I vipe the vindows.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dallas, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

erica p.y.t. Floats like a butterfly, stings like a butterfly with a hypodermic needle.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ATL for the summer, then back to LA, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Chris

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NYC, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Jefe

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ENCINO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Christy I'm a movement by myself...But I'm a force when we're together...

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Porter Ranch, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

The Last Christmas The Last Christmas is Coming!

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

"Navy Grog" JoE Aloha, mahalo, kumana wana leiya

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dago, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Zuhey

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GOLETA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Bill dont waste you time on me, your already the voice inside my head

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: All
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Kai

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

♥Hollywood♥ ♥You might not remember tomorrow what I said today, but I'm gonna say it anyway♥

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lake Norman, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Happy

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TOPEKA, Kansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

vanessa don't make me beg

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ah<3 yeah we divas(:

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: REIDSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

~ALI~ RAP-IT-UP

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DYT, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

KrÃ¥zÂ¥ ÃŸ! KÃŸ LÃ°Ã±g HÃ¥Ã¯r ÃÃ°Ã±â€ Ã‡Ã¥rÃª ~Don't Hate Me Cuz U Aint Me~Fuck You Pay Me!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GREENVILLE, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

I thynk Itz GRAMBLING STATE THIS TYME 4SURE!!! LOL C/O 07 Run this Shyt man!

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Jonelle And you thought I wasn't being constructive...

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BLACKWELL, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

So anyways.... Cant wait for July!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FORT WAYNE, Indiana
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight

Jen I had a friend was a big baseball player, back in high school....

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Newbury, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Puggs JUBJUB

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: perth, wa
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

!!Rest In Peace Daddy!!! I Luv U Deron, U Will Always Be Missed

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Chesapeake, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Jacob Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BROOKS, Maine
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

yolanda All For HIS Glory

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SOUTH BEND, Indiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Giulianna

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Alexandria, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ursula Fuck off I'm dancing!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Melbourne, Victoria
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Sluts McGee Me Love You Long Time

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Toronto,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ur Badness** I'm a stupid sadistic abusive fu*kin whore......

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RENO, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends

Dominic

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Northridge, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Hernandez Nation!!! Don't f' with us. LOL

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brown-Town, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Shpresa

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LAKE WORTH, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends