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Sluts McGee

Me Love You Long Time

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm little, brunette, and I look like I'm 12 most of the time. But I'm not the girl next door. Don't make the mistake of thinking so. I'm neurotic, impulsive, dramatic and flakey - but I'm mostly just funny, and yeah, a little odd. I'm opinionated, and I often offend people, but I don't mean to. Really. I'm a wannabe hippie, but I'm too angry, jaded and lazy. I'm open-minded. I don't believe in "crossing the line" or "taboos". I'm probably annoying, but you'll love it. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music, Movies, Books, Art, Astrology, Abnormal Psychology, Alcohol, Drunken Dancing, Inside Jokes, Spontaneity, Taboos, Morbid Humour, Meeting New and Interesting People, Late-Night Phone Calls, Guitars/Guitarists, Writing, Arguments, 80's Metal, Abstract Conversations, Rock and Roll, The Sunset Strip, Classic Hollywood, Vintage Clothes, Photography, Laughing, Personality Disorders, Tarot, Philosophy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. As long as you're slightly unhinged (because me and normal don't mix too well - weird people are my favourite). And be funny. I don't like boring. If you're boring, you're cut. And The Strokes back in the day when they were dirty rockstars and Julian was drunk, and not married, and lyke SEWWWWW cute!!!!11one

Music:

Guns and Roses, The Strokes, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Black Sabbath, Pantera, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Shakira, Fiona Apple, The Stills, Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Killswitch Engage, Opeth, The Icarus Line, Ambulance LTD, Judas Priest, Cat Stevens, Neil Young, Tom Petty, Alice Cooper, Bob Marley, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, The Ramones, Kiss, The Cure, Emiliana Torrini, Katy Rose, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Hot Hot Heat, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, AFI, The Academy Is...

Movies:

Almost Famous, Closer, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Detroit Rock City, Napoleon Dynamite, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Virgin Suicides, Lolita, Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Anchorman, Mall Rats, Zoolander, Blow, The Hot Chick, Rock Star, Romeo and Juliet, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Lost, America's Next Top Model, My So-Called Life, South Park, Family Guy, Project Runway

Books:

Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov, The Dirt - Motley Crue Bio, How To Make Love Like a Pornstar - Jenna Jameson Bio, It - Stephen King, Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell, White Oleander - Janet Fitch

Heroes:

My best friend Tonya, my BFF Jason, fellow surfer of the Lake Superior region Taryn (Cowabunga dude, hang ten!), her brother for slapping Santa's ass/being the most ridiculously funny person ever/spoon picture, Slash because he's hot and amazing, that goes double for Jimmy Page, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien (marry me) and David Spade (you too), Santino Rice (you three, polygamyislove) and Graeme Thacker for making fun of TJ look-a-like/a PB&J hackey sacking incident

My Blog

Yeah, Twice is Nice, But Three Times is Just Right

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?Work 2. Who will be your next kiss?I don't know. There are infinite possibilities. 3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet?Highlighter Kleenex box, my rosy cheeks, hahaha...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

Its Hard To Be The Better Man When You're Still Lying.

1)Crushin', Interested, or in a Relationship?All of the above. I have several crushes, some I'm interested in, and I'm in an intense relationship with denial. We're love. 2) Are you happy with where y...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

(Never Again) Well I Love You So Much, But Do Me A Favour Baby, Don't Reply...

1.Do any of your friends know your password to myspace?Very doubtful.2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?QP combo. I was feeling it at the time.3. Are you an emotional person?OHHH yes4...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:00:00 PST

Red hair. Holla. One love.

Smoked. Yeah, its happened. Mostly when I'm wasted.Drank alcohol. Ohhhh yes.Cried when someone died. Yes, although no one close to meBeen drunk. Have I ever.Had sex. Uh huhBeen to a concert. I haveBee...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

At times its not that complicated; anything to forget everything.

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?- I think Jesus would be a killer date. I mean, he's a total pimp, with his long hair and sandals. I'd be willing to go dutch for that bad boy.2. You sudden...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST

Boring and Cheap - Pt. 1

So.. I pretty much hate everything right now, and because I'm such a miserable asshole at the mo', I figured it was a good time to write out a list of all that is cheap and boring: 1.) Stupidity. If y...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

20 Ways To See The World, Or 20 Ways To Start A Fight...

Have you?1. Fallen for your neighbour? No, I didn't ever have hot neighbours.2. Made out with just a friend? Kinda. We weren't really friends til after we made out, and we're not really friends friend...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

Cheap Gone Wild (TM)

1)The most important question - Name? Kim (2)Like it? Not particularily, but its not horrible(3) Are you named after anyone? TV character (4) Are you a prostitute? According to several of my ...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:36:00 PST

Uncock My Shit, I'm Heartbroke, But I'm Still Lugged... (Man, Fuck That Bitch)

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?Extensively road-tripped, loved, felt content, left home for an extended period of time, lived in Toronto, attended University, got drunk at a b...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:36:00 PST

You Know How I Do

1) Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought: I haven't bought anything in a really long time because I'm dirt poor. But probably three articles of clothing and food or maybe coffee.2) Name Four Drink...
Posted by Sluts McGee on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:11:00 PST