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â€ Wild Riceâ€

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Steve Kolbus I laugh to keep from crying

Age:: 45 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

jolane Do the right thing....

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Notorious B.R.A.D. i can tell you whatever you want to hear but if i just said hello would you listen to me?

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Vallejo/Sacramento, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

John

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fells Point (Baltimore), Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

IGotNewsForYou Laughter is the best medicine. Cure someone today!

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montreal, Quebec
Country:: Canada
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tofu Fox

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Flip

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: University Place, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Lizzy the Amazon

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MÃ¼nchen, Bayern
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lisa I want my, I want my MTV

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Saigon,
Country:: Viet Nam
Status:: Single

Those Guys News THOSE GUYS NEWS - Corporate Comedy

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Saint John, New Brunswick
Country:: Canada
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

DrBrena I am very opinionated and it's okay to disagree with me. However, once I explain where you are wrong

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Metastasis

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Merced, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: 48OH!, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends

Onch Movement Jewelry is your New BFF Im the creator, i am all i need.....

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

RocketSturgeon Why'd Ya Do It? (Inside Reference...will explain for those who ask...)

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Buffalo, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Darren

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: YUKON, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

MY NAME IS KEVIN

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: san juan capo./san jose, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Joel the Mole

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fun-Havin', Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Rachael I'm a goofy goober!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: camborne,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

MADS FAF

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: 7000 Fredericia, All
Country:: Denmark
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Baby_Gurl♥ i have kids for games

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Johnny

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Plymouth, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

candyfornia i'm candy with a 'y', as in sweet!

Age:: 58 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

luis if you really wanna know something just ask

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

=w= codeine I wanna taste the breeze of every great city

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: my dreams vs, Wien
Country:: Austria
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ARLINGTON, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

YeSoNe FlY Id YES ONE BX.. ..

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BRONX, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Purple Ba'niss How can I go forward if I don't know which way i'm facing? -John Lennon

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ladner,British Columbia,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Tom - New Aussie Edition! Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Melbourne, Victoria
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Michael Wana Take it from here...? BAM !!!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

CataBella CataBellas Space

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sunderland ,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

GIGI

Age:: 60 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Salida, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mace Frehley

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: louisville, KENTUCKY
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Gambling911.com Yes, they're real...real expensive!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Miami Beach, Alabama
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Snake Plissken I was EXPECTING thunder and lighting, instead I GOT drizzle!

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ATL, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

i miss my main niggas more den nething

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MELBOURNE, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Age:: 97 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Madrid..., Ãlava
Country:: Spain
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Pip what i lack in youthfulness,i make up for in immaturity.

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

mike feeling good...

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fairfax, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

C. What?

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SaCramEnTo, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Fancy Chance Burlesque Terrorist!!!!

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: london, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ghetto Japetto

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Latham, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Mariah I'd like to get away from earth awhile And then come back to it and begin over. May no fate willfull

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Casco Twn, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Ashhole

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: WICHITA, Kansas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Liquor Monkey the demons of hell will raise again and bring the pain of a thousand sinners like us

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DUBUQUE/ ottuwma, Iowa
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

A WoRMHoLE zine....

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PENN YAN, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

METAL HEAD

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HALETHORPE, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

-kramer_ The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, but a wise man listens to advice

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight