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^ Yea, Maynard can be weird, oh well...look how much focus it takes to play that drum part
^This is why TOOL is the greatest band of all time. What other band can take their songs and change them dynamically in the way that TOOL does?
I'm white. Creative. Goofy. Damn good looking. Well endowed. Coordinated, rhythmic, etc. Too bad I developed it all playing the drums - can't move my hips - not a dancer. Headbanger's ball. It's not that slang is hard to read, it just hurts my eyes. I'm not racist. I love making films. Apparently when you buy condoms people think you are going to get laid. I drive a convertible. Ford. Mustang. Hell. Yeah. Elmo almost got me fired. Age is just a number. Asian girls are hot. I like to laugh. Danny Carey has more than two arms, either that or he has the ability to slow down our perception of time. Ok maybe he really is just that good. Nick and Chase are my best friends. Delta Chi is the greatest fraternity in the entire world. I like to drink sometimes. I like girls who can appreciate all types of humor, who are somewhat interested by the arts, enjoy movies and music, but most importantly enjoy down time just as much as going out and partying hard. I will marry the girl who is also my best friend; I'll need someone I can enjoy being around all the time so that when she's 80 and her boobs are her knees we can still get along and have a fruitful relationship. I like to read books - big into military history right now, really like Dean Koontz, and thriller type novels. I'm going to make movies when I'm done with college. That is my life goal. I've made quite a few already, you can check them out on YouTube!
HERE THEY ARE! LOOK NOW DAMMIT!
I've met a lot of pepole that act grown up but are really still 15 years old. Apathy is killing America. And God is pissed.
I currently have the following nick names:
Todd The Bod
T-Money
Big T
TJ
Toddles
Toodles
Toddifer
Toddigasm
Toddathon
Bubba
Boddles
Bodalicious
Biggus T-us (Roman Nick name)
Rooskie Steckline (Porn name)

My Interests

God, Paintball, Delta Chi, Running, Working Out(when I can), Music, Film Making, Being a Rockstar, Drumming, Party when I can, Reading, Writing, Rithmetic(that's a lie - I hate math), Love Making, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

I've always wanted to meet Benjamin Franklin, Ryan Reynolds, Elisha Cuthbert, Mark Cuban, Tony Scott, Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott, Stanley Kubrick, Danny Carey, Maynard James-Keenan, Jesus(is that typical?).

Music:

I love TOOL, APC, At The Drive In, Coheed and Cambria, the Deftones, Mudvayne, Matisyahu, Blue October, The Fray, Cold Play, Rage Against the Machine, Godsmack, Audioslave, Primus, Helmet, Clutch, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Jim Croce, The Monkees, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Who, Rush, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Mozart, Beethoven, Classical music, etc. etc. Rap is ok sometimes. I can't stand the rap where the "poet" spews on and on about how much pointless crap and money he has - how many women he's had sex with - etc. That's just stupid.

I hate really-depressing and annoying Country music. The patriotic country music is ok. But I still just shake my head at all of it. "Let's go kick some cow shit and do back flips in the mud!"

Movies:

Movies are badass. I make them so I love them. I just recently saw Labyrinth and that movie is pretty good. Kind of lost me at the end, but that's because its for 5 year olds.

The beginning cracks me up though.

Television:

Honestly, TV isn't that good other than ESPN and the news. There are certain shows that I like such as The Shield, Cheaters, and the Flavor of Love.

Books:

My favorite author is Dean Koontz; I have a huge collection of his novels. Apart from that I love RUN, short stories, Goosebumps, Michael Crichton novels, The Greatest Generation and all the classics (tale of two cities, etc.) America The Book, Philosophy Books, etc.

Heroes:

My Dad first and foremost, followed by my Mother and Mark Cuban. Danny Carey as well(the drummer in my background)

My Blog

Tappo di Spurgo Gratuitous (OUR NEWEST RELEASE)

Here it is in all of it's glory. Our newest "work of art;" TAPPO DI SPURGO GRATUITOUS! CLICK HERE!
Posted by The Red Baron on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

Duke LaCrosse Case

Apparently there have been some strange legal proceedings associated with this case of rape. If you aren't familiar with this case then let me sum it up for you: 3 Duke LaCrosse players were accused o...
Posted by The Red Baron on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST

VOTING!

Look. If you are old enough to vote you should. How else are you supposed to contribute your political views to the world if you don't vote? Turning 18 means a few things: 1. You can buy cigarettes an...
Posted by The Red Baron on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

Mid-Terms..not tests...ELECTIONS!

How important are the upcoming elections? Extremely important! Below is a list of what we can expect if the liberals win. These elections are crucial. It is vitally important that you vote. Please vot...
Posted by The Red Baron on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST

How to Become a Successful Movie Critic

Money from the Government? Fuck that! Pyramid schemes? Pfffffffttt! Cash-flow business? Give me a break! Are you tired of having to pay for meals at restraunts? Do you want respect? Do you want to str...
Posted by The Red Baron on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

This is Important - In a Way

Hello Friends, I myself am a Christian. I hold these beliefs dear. Although I am not perfect and have myself made mistakes. I believe in the live and let live doctrine. Respect for others beliefs and ...
Posted by The Red Baron on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS!

'Gay' Commentator Andrew Sullivan Says It's Our FaultWe MADE Foley Do It By Peter LaBarbera, www.americansfortruth.org Note the excerpt below from homosexual write...
Posted by The Red Baron on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

Why Elmo Might Cost Me My Job

Wal-Mart has long been known for it's advanced practices in giving the customer what they want. Apart from low prices, and a laid back shopping atmosphere, Wal-Mart also is known for going the extra m...
Posted by The Red Baron on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

MUSE!!!

Last night I attended the MUSE concert and boy was it incredible. They truly are talented musicians and once again are another band that uses an incredible mix of musical talent, stage presence and sh...
Posted by The Red Baron on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:38:00 PST

Life

Life is unpredicatble and doesn't really make sense most of the time. Especially when things you believe in with all you are become shattered by the people that matter the most to you. ...
Posted by The Red Baron on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST