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Adult Novelties

How many hot, rich, sweet, funny guys R out there? 2! - but they're datin each-otha!!!

About Me

***GOING OUT OF BUSNESS!!! 50% off anything I have in stock *** GOING OUT OF BUSNESS!!! 50% off anything I have in stock **** BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME IS THRU MY YAHOO INSTANT MESSANGER SN: JENFEDSWIT **OR YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON HERE- BUT I AM NOT ON HERE VERY OFTEN ANYMORE DUE TO MY FULL TIME JOB AND MY RECENT INJURY. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS - OR WHATEVER HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE- BUT I DO STRESS CHRISTMAS SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO FRIGGIN SCARED TOO!

My Interests

I am ex military and volunteer at the local elementary school any time that I can. I am a very loyal person and think that is what makes me a good person. I dont get why people go 'CRAZY' over celebrities; they are just human with a spotlight on them.

I'd like to meet:

Women in my area and Women who want to add/put the spice back into their love life. I help women by providing them with answers to their romance questions and offer a variety of products that will add excitement to the boring nights.586/873-2893
(ALL questions & orders are strictly confidential.)
ALL pictures of products are property of Pure Romance~www.pureromance.com ~1-866-ROMANCE~

~I also have another page here on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jenfedyna
When I am not on myspace- you can find me on Pogo- jenfedswit69

Music:

JOKE
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it’s going to be until your attitude changes!"

Movies:




Television:

Criss Angel-Mind Freak (now he is one person I would love to see in person!), CSI, 7th Heaven

Heroes:

My kids! They showed me how to stop and smell the roses!

My Blog

Safe Sex?

Safe Sex? Rusty Wright, B.S. STARLIGHT dances off the sparkling water as the waves gently lap the shore. A cool breeze brushes across your face as you stroll hand in hand along the moonlit beach. The ...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:30:00 PST

Check this out- let me know what you think....

Check out this story- let me know if people selling adult novelties should be arrested and serve jail time... I'd like to get everyone's input on this one!!! http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-1...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

Just The Facts: The Role of an Orgasm

  Many of us measure both our sexuality and ourselves in terms of orgasm: Did we have one? Did our partner have one? Was it good?  Did we have simultaneous orgasms? When we measu...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

I HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE!!!!

NEW WEBSITE NOTIFICATION!!!!!!!   http://www.jenswit.pureromance.com    Please forward it to everyone you know!!!! Luv ya all!    [email protected]  ...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST

Just The Facts: Painful Intercourse

Just The Facts: Painful Intercourse Pain during intercourse is a problem that is so emotional and sensitive that many women find it difficult to consult a physician. But it's important to ...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

Weekly Lovescopes

Weekly Lovescopes for November 13 - 19, 2006    ARIES (March 20April 19) Don't neglect your own needs. If others truly have your interests at heart then they won't mind you think...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

How Important is Sex in a Marriage??? (Q & A)

Plenty of married couples seem to struggle to keep passion alive in their relationship. And it's no wonder: There's no shortage of factors that wreak havoc on sex lives -- from busy schedules to kids ...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

Weekly Lovescopes...

Weekly Lovescopes for November 6 - 12, 2006   ARIES (March 20April 19) You favour a soft and gentle approach, and will do everything in your power to avoid upsetting people. Beware; some peopl...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:13:00 PST

Sex Positions - Photos, Tips and New Ideas

Must be 18 to go to site... http://www.sexual-health-resource.org/sex_positions.htm...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

Weekly Lovescopes (Oct 16-22, 2006)

Weekly Lovescopes for October 16 - 22, 2006 ARIES (March 20April 19) Some conflict may arise in love matters as you find you are pulling in different directions. There is a mysterious air about thi...
Posted by Adult Novelties on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST