Black Scrunchie

viva la scrunchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I'm a disgusting black scrunchie. I'm so gross.

Black Scrunchie is not a band, or an artist, or an author, or a soldier, or a porn star, or lover of any sort, or fighter of any kind, or a mother figure, or a father figure, or a location, or a party, or an event, or an appliance, or a planet. Black Scrunchie is not even an ice dwarf.

Black Scrunchie is this stupid digusting hair band that nobody will ever admit to owning; only to having owned similar things in the past. Black Scrunchie is forver in the here and now, with dust, with hair clumps, with any accoutrements the floor or underside of a sofa will provide.

Black Scrunchie would love to be your friend.

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My Interests

Wrapping myself around deodorant sticks, lint rollers, laying on the floor and being gross, hugging doorknobs.Also, MySpace.

I'd like to meet:

Other scrunchies. But usually I just lay around picking up hair and dirt.

Music:

It doesn't matter because I'm just a disgusting black scrunchie.

Television:

Friends.

Heroes:

Which Ancient Egyptian Ruler Where you? by anyanka2525
Name
Age
gender:
You were: Cleopatra VII
Most know for: beating slaves

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