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About Me

I am Lucifer's bastard offspring. I have been put on this planet for one reason. To usher this generation into the great battle of Armegeddon. That doesn't mean that I'm all work and no play though. I've been waiting for this generation for 13 billion years. In that time I've pretty much gotten all of the peices in place to pull this off without any effort on my part. That leaves me with a lot of down time. Since I don't sleep... A lot of down time. I know what you're thinking. The anti-christ can't be a girl! Right? Wrong. Christ was a man right? ANTI-christ. Duh. I've actually been around a lot longer than Jesus. I was one of the first beings in this universe. Long before this planet was even around. See my father and God "The Almighty" had a deal. No interference. My dad knew God would cheat. Aka Jesus. So he beat him to the punch. Me. I've been known by many names, but the one most known to you would probably be Lilith. Did you really think my father would take the time to tempt Eve? Or to tempt Jesus during his fast? Besides don't send a man to do a woman's job. If Jesus wasn't such a homo I would have gotten to him too. Eve was way to easy. But that little nancy boy... I've never been turned down before. He'll pay for that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I can't wait to finally meet Jesus on the field of battle. I've been hearing about his sissy ass for the last two-thousand years. Six more to go. Then I'm going to kick his ass all the way back to the pearly gates.

My Blog

Fucking Bullshit

I've been getting really bored lately. I'm not used to having to wait around for shit to happen. I'm used to going out and making shit happen. But no, I've got to wait. Fuck th...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:50:00 GMT

Present State

Work goes particularly well for me lately. I've been making new friends at a fantastic rate here, and have started to amass a pretty serious army in the physical world. Dad's been off with...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:51:00 GMT

Lilith

The passage in Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female he created them" (before describing a mate being made of Adam's rib and being cal...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:36:00 GMT

Ruminations

I have absolutely nothing to say. Made you look though. Ha Ha!
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Work Sucks

Lately I have become listless in my work. It has always come naturally to me. Now apathy has crept in to the edges of my life, and I can't seem to shake it. I can't afford this, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:10:00 GMT

My Endless Suffering

I saw the sun shining brightly today. It's strange that something so horrible when veiwed from such a great distance is such a beautiful place when actually experienced. Such is my life.&n...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Parents suck

My fucking dad's been coming down hard on me all fucking day today. I'm glad that my father created me out of the shit and scum left over after the creation, because if I had to deal with a moth...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:09:00 GMT