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The New Jerseys

Knuckle Dragging Suburban Folk Ambrosia

About Me

The New Jerseys are two folky superheroes that emerged from the depths of the deciduous forests of Morris County armed with the world's cheapest instruments, stolen software, and a 77 minute debut album packed with an assload of songs that will perm your hair, curl your toes, and turn your sons and daughters into a bunch of Satanic whores almost overnight (effects may vary). Check out their website for HiFi song samples and other cool stuff, such as the whole album, that you can BUY, and cool clothes and stickers and stuff, that you can BUY! Muhahahaha!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!!!

New Album "BULL TERRIER" coming soon to an ear canal near you . . .

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/22/2005
Band Website: thenewjerseys.com
Band Members:
Influences: Alcohol and other elixers/accelerants, Depression, Medication for Depression, Low Wages, Brains plump with nasty memories, The soul-crushing strife of the middle class, Vaginathirst, et cetera.
Sounds Like: someone ain't gettin' signed up in this mothafucka!
Record Label: Daddy P's Mobile Records
Type of Label: Indie