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About Me

25% beaner - 75% mutt
I'm a fuckin dork, anything else you need to know?
Just ask... AIM = shaunjuan666

So, I've got this theory, well it's my friend's theory but I tend to agree. The theory is that short people are gonna rule the world. The reasoning behind it, is, shorties have mind control over tall peeps. Yeah, yeah, it sounds crazy, but hear me out. Say there is something you need up high, like on a shelf or a cubbard or some shit. Go to your tallest friend/relative and say, "Hey, can you get that for me?" They will ALWAYS get it for you. That's mind control, absolute power right there. Unfortunately I'm not all that short, so I'm not destined to be the supreme overlord, but hopefully I'll get a nice cushy position when the revolution takes place.

My Interests

Accepting all Puzzle Fighter challenges
Playing guitar
Snowboarding
Gaming
Cheese!
Invader Zim
Zombies
Zombie children
Movies
Not necessarily in that order

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that doesn't make my head hurt when I talk to them.

Music:

Anything that is heavy with a beat
*Needs more cowbell*

Movies:

"There's something a big bitch cockaroach like you aught to know"

"Don't fuck with the king" - Bubba Ho'Tep

I'm actually a big movie fan, I quote movies entirely to much.
Dutch is now available on DVD!

Go watch Shaun of the Dead.

Go! stop reading this and go, NOW!

Television:

Married with Children
Penn and Teller's Bullshit
and of course, Invader Zim!

Books:

Flowers for Algernon

Still can't find another book that holds my interest long enough to finish.

Heroes:

Al Bundy, Tom Morello, Dimebag, Grim Reaper, Tom Savini, whoever invented cheese, well, unless their French. Then I'd just thank em, but not consider them a hero.

My Blog

8 months into the year, and now blog .3. I'm on a roll!

Anybody who has actually read my site probably can tell I like zombies. Perhaps too much, but that's neither here nor there. And your probably expecting some sort of review for Dead Rising, but I'm no...
Posted by cextion on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST

Get off my porch!

I finally got to call the police. I've spoke with them plenty of times before. You know, the usual high school stuff like, oh I don't know, like when I had to pick up my parent for a D.U.I. after clos...
Posted by cextion on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:33:00 PST