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nDy Ales

Defeating hangovers since 1996®

About Me


I'm a walking contradiction. 50% German/American -- 50% Portuguese/Hawaiian I love hardcore punk and Emo equally. I am a digerati and a defenistrator. Currently working at AT&T as a Test Lead. I am finding a second mortgage on life. Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options)
You are Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. My hero.

My Interests

video games, surfing, camping, hanging out, drinking, long boarding, going to concerts, playing guitar, watching hockey, roller derby, drinking...

I'd like to meet:

Punks, Psychos, the Living dead. People with similar interests. The dude who invented corn dogs. Old friends and new friends. People of all cultures. Beautiful women and their sisters ;)Musicians, poets, comedians, beach rats, the joker, ninjas, pirates, and maybe my maker. Oh, and definitely more derby girls.

Music:

Random Order:

    AFI US Bombs Anti-Flag The Offspring Los Straitjackets The Mini Bosses Nerf Herder MSI Tiger Army Nekromantix Jaw Breaker Rammstein Stone Temple Pilots DVDA Gas Huffer Jets to Brazil 764-HERO POT USA Mojo Nixon The Reverend Horton Heat The Vandals TOOL TSOL M.I.R.V. Guttermouth Lagwagon Satan's Pilgrims Millencolin Reel Big Fish Propaghandi The Murder City Devils Trial Botch Die Artze CKY .....and on and on.

You are Psychobilly! You have an insane passion for old horror movies & dead things. You also have a tendency to get really drunk & poke dead things with sticks, if not something more. People often mistake you for a punk & your hair for a Mohawk, but screw them.

Movies:

Boondock Saints Robin Hood Men in Tights Ghost in the Shell 2 Run Lola Run Frankenstein Night of the Living DeadDracula Ghostbusters Dawn of the Dead The Lost Boys The Outsiders Breakfast Club Ace Ventura 1 & 2The Truman Show CubeBruce Almighty Anything by Mel Brooks

Television:

"Turn off the idiot box It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox Turn off the idiot box Now"

Books:

If Chins could Kill~Bruce Campbell
Dharma bums~Jack Kerouac
Cryptonomicon~Neal Stephenson
Piers Anthony Novels
Choose your own adventure books
Max Tucker Stories
Refrigerator poetry
Encyclopedia Brown

Heroes:

My Grandparents
Tom Morello
Shigeru Miyamoto
Miles Davis
Dexter holland
Chris Ballew
Greg Graffin
H.R. Giger
Honey Dog
Max Tucker

My Blog

Hahaha, nevermind

As I sat here pondering it finally hit me. The Ref Prince of Derrière   damn I'm good :)
Posted by nDy Ales on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

Arrrrg, beaten to the punch...

So I had the perfect Roller Derby Ref name "Quicher B. Chen" but alas someone took it while I was serving time (8 practices). So I'm back to the start again trying to come up with a new name. Gnarley ...
Posted by nDy Ales on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

Quicher Bichen

Tonight is my first night trying out my skills as a Jet City Rollergirl Referee.I have been tossing around the idea for a while that I would love to volunteer my time to something I love and be able t...
Posted by nDy Ales on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:46:00 PST

If you pray, pray for Koti...

I don't pray myself, but I know a friend who could use some kind thoughts and well wishes.An accociate from my High School was in a terrible car accident this last weekend.  for people who know k...
Posted by nDy Ales on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

I guess it struck a nerve...

"Struck A Nerve" There's an old man on a city bus Holding a candy cane And it isn't even christmas He see's a note in the obituary That his last friend has died There's an infant clinging To his over...
Posted by nDy Ales on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Friday the 13th

This day last year was a great turning point in my life.  I look back fondly now, and keeping in mind the lessons learned this past year.  This year was complete.  Many goals have been ...
Posted by nDy Ales on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

This weekend...

Was fantastic.  thanks to those who came out on Friday to come check out the new place....and to get T-bagged.  Saturday was awesome with a nice long Harley ride and then a night full of dru...
Posted by nDy Ales on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

Exhausted and yet extremely happy...

It's been a while since I've actually had time to sit down and write out a new blog.  I left Redmond three weekends ago and I'm fully moved into my Townhome in Duvall.  Thanks to everyone fo...
Posted by nDy Ales on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

Jokes from the Ghetto/Hicksville USA... The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

 The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through ...
Posted by nDy Ales on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

Words of Wisdom (All Men Must Read) [from Joe Arpasi and Al Bundy]

*Now kids, we're not here to attack each other. We're here to attack the baby.*I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am...* Peg, you know I warned you before about touching me.* Why doe...
Posted by nDy Ales on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST