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Ardell Reed (No LGBTs Please!)

I Ain't The Person To Be Fucked With

About Me

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Attention, MySpace members! The reason I have been contacting you less is because I have limited contact from using computers in three libraries and at a family member's house. My computer is not internet accessible at this time, but I will try to contact you. Hopefully, I will get internet access soon from the home. Until then, please bear with me.I have been getting deleted profiles as friend requests. I would appreciate it if deleted profiles did not appear in them. What I'm saying read my page and hang on till I get to you or don't bother at all.Before you read, let's clarify this up. My name is Ardell. My birthday is August 24th. I was born and raised in Bridgeport. An "interruption" caused my original home page to be erased. I am no longer mad about it. I am a computer wizard and I love to play video games. I have been using computers since October 13, 1993 and playing video games since April 3, 1987 (not April 2nd). I am a brother of two sisters. I am the middle child, the second of three. I am also an uncle of five. I originally found this site from hearing about it so much on the news. I have been a member since July 20th, 2006, that is a fact! My favorite color is Gold. I hate red and green. Pizza is my favorite food of all. My favorite soda is Root Beer. My old-school favorite flavor is Chocolate and my new school favorite is Mint Chocolate Chip. Spicy Cinnamon is my favorite ingredient. I have certain standards about just letting anyone becoming a friend. So enjoy my profile while can because I will be updating it briefly. One last thing to tell you all, NO BS'ING AROUND!! Currently, I am working on becoming a self-enterpreneur so that I can found and/or own more than one business. I make friends easily and I make enemies scarce. News Flash to everybody, I only communicate with the STRAIGHT people, I make it officially okay to ask. I currently have three fetishes I like on women. Number 1: She must have REALLY LONG HAIR down to her belly button or the lowest part of your back. Any length longer is acceptable. Number 2: She must have REALLY LONG FINGERNAILS. She can have long toenails if she desires. Starting length: Within the three-inch mark and any longer is acceptable. Number 3: I just got into this at 16, but I love women with HUGE breasts. Any lower than than a 36C or 36D gets a big fat blech!! Who does not love women with GIGANTIC BOSOMS?! No offense to anybody, I hope. This is just some of the things you know about me. I keep you posted, even if I decide to go from friends to dating or do both. I graduated on June 18, 2004 (I was supposed to graduate on June 14, 2002) at Foundation High School in Milford, CT. I not only got my diploma, but became the VERY FIRST recipient to receive the Robert C. McGuire, Jr. Academic Acheivement Award. That place was a cesspool and a prison for me. I am a 2-Time former D(rug) A(buse) R(esistance) E(ducation) member and graduate, A 5-Time Member of Best Buddies International and former Leos Club member (Charter Member, Projects Committee Member, Secretary)

My Interests

Reading Magazines such as People, YM (when it was Young and Modern, now Your Magazine), Teen People, Time, US Weekly, RAW Magazine, SmackDown Magazine, and more. Playing video games (I am currently a 19-year pioneer of it) of any console. My likes: Long fingernails/toenails, long hair, and big bosoms. Someone I can get along with, same at least the interest as I do. Kissing, no matter how good or bad it is lol. Must a have good diversity and a decent education. My dislikes: Delays, Patience, Lesbianism, Bisexualism/Bisexuality, Homosexuality, Transgender/Transexuality, etc. That is DISGUSTING beyond my knowledge. Some Capricorns, not all of them. Crossing the line such as a racial slur. Racial profiling is a formality of rudeness and I will not stand for it.Sex is the biggest interest on my mind besides money.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody from home state, outside of it, or out of the country. There also are some celebrities I would like to meet in person: 50 Cent, Jackie Chan, Heidi Klum, Heath Ledger, Jillian Hall, Chow Yun-Fat, Ever Carradine, Tia Carrere, Lita, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Maria Kannelis, Nicolette Sherdian, Patty Navidad, Eminem, Naomi Campbell, Sean Paul Hendriques, Lil' Jon, Jermaine "JD" Dupri, Eriq Lasalle, John Ratzenberger, John Mayer, Nancy Sullivan, John Stamos, Kirk Cameron, Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, Gina Gershon, Elizabeth Berkley, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer, Test, CM Punk, Master P, Romeo, Victoria Adams-Beckham, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Julie Brown, "Downtown" Julie Brown, Erika Eleniak, Erica Enders, Courtney Enders, Christian Cage, HHH, Morgan Fairchild, Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Samoa Joe, Gail Kim, Jackie Gayda, Molly Holly, Tazz, Joey Styles, The Big Show, The Great Khali, Booker T and more.

Music:

I listen to every kind of music, but my favorite is Rap. I am not a big fan of Rhythm and Blues and Country. Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, Run-DMC, Digital Underground, NWA, EPMD, Ice-T, Ice Cube, Tupac, The Notorious B.I.G., Onyx, Cypress Hill, Wu-Tang Clan, The Geto Boys, Outkast, Eazy-E, MC Hammer, The D.O.C., Warren G, Nate Dogg, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Vanilla Ice, New Edition, Kool Moe Dee, Boogie Down Productions, Kool G. Rap and DJ Polo, Rob Base and DJ E-Z Quick, Chubb Rock, The Fat Boys, Whistle, Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, Herbie Hancock, Big & Rich, The Clash, Talking Heads, Prince, Whitney Houston (sucks!), Bobby Brown (sucks!), John Mayer, Brooke Hogan, KRS-One, Angie Martinez, Diddy (formerly known as Puff Daddy and P. Diddy), Lisa Stansfield, John Lennon, The Beatles, The Lost Boyz, Tag Team, Bell Biv Devoe, LSG, Chamillionaire, E-40, T-Pain, Kandi Girl, Chynna White, Stacie Orrico, Lil' Kim, Nas (formerly known as Nasty Nas), Robyn Carlsson, SFP, Uncle Sam, Big Pun (Big Punisher), Brandy, Mase, Denise Johnson, Queen Latifah, Ginuwine, Taral Hicks, Shades, ASG, theLINE, Ultimate Fakebook, Eco-Hed, Walt Mink, The Enkindels, Micronaut, Yellowcard, The Skirts, Eleventeen, The Peripheral Visionaires, Lunatox, ACUMEN NATION, Over It, The White Octave, Staring Back, Student Rick, Spitalfield, Fury 66, Hudson River School, Places To Park, Sister Machine Gun, Glasseater, Rated Hero, Aaron Hall, Ace of Base, Alanis Morisette (Sucks!), AC/DC, Loverboy, John Cena, Gary Numan, Rey Mysterio, Bullet For My Valentine, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Xscape, XYZ, Xzibit, Youngstown, Young Dro, Young Jeezy, Yung Berg, Yung Joc, Zac Efron, Zakiya, Zapp & Roger, Zhane, Zing & Human Beat Box, Zino and the Human Beat Box, Zino and Tommy

Movies:

American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, American Pie Presents: Band Camp, Along Came Polly, A Cinderella Story, ATL, Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights, E.T. The Extraterrestrial, A Christmas Story, The Replacements, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Puppetmaster, Child's Play, Child's Play 2, Child's Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Ready To Rumble, Shrek, Shrek 2, Trading Places, Big, Rain Man, Eyes Wide Shut, Big Momma's House, Big Momma's House 2, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Cry Wolf, Last Holiday, Edward Scissorhands, Retro Puppetmaster, (I hate) The Birdcage, Wild Wild West, My Baby's Daddy, Iron Will, Shiloh, Shiloh 2, She's All That, The Sixth Sense, Romancing The Bride, Mrs. Doubtfire, Super Mario Bros., X-Men, X2: X-Men United, Yentl, You Got Served, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, Zenon The Zequel, Zoey 101: Spring Break-Up, Zoolander

Television:

South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Rugrats, The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, King of the Hill, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Spin City, Head of the Class, The Wonder Years, Relic Hunter, Sheena, V.I.P., The Adventures of Chico and Guapo, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, Thirtysomething, One on One, All of Us, The Hughleys, Corneil and Bernie, According To Jim, George Lopez, Veronica Mars, Malcolm In The Middle, Monday Night Raw, (formerly known as Thursday Night) Friday Night Smackdown, Heathcliff, The Ren and Stimpy Show, Rocko's Modern Life, All In The Family, Family Ties, Who's The Boss?, COPS, America's Most Wanted, The War at Home, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, Judge Hatchett, Judge Alex, Maury, Jerry Springer, The King of Queens, The O.C., Bones, Wings, Escandalo T.V., Child Star Confidental, Wicked Wicked Games, Watch Over Me, Squidbillies, Tom Goes To The Mayor, So NoTORIous, 'Til Death, Happy Hour, Uranium, Hair Trauma, One Stroke Painting With Donna Dewberry, Trinity Blood, The Chelsea Handler Show, La Fea Mas Bella, Cristina, Chelsea Lately, Rock Of Love, Scott Baio Is 45...and Single, X-Men, Xiaolin Showdown, Yes, Dear! Yo! MTV Raps, Yo Amo A Juan Querondoa, Yo Momma, You Can't Do That On Television, You've Got A Friend, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Zoey 101, Zoom, Zoboomafoo, Zorro, Zorro - La Espada Y La Rosa (The Sword and the Rose)

Books:

Ghost of Fear Street: Hide and Shriek/Nightmare In 3-D/Body Snatchers From Outer Space Goosebumps: Welcome To Dead House/Stay Out Of The Basement/Monster Blood/Say Cheese And Die!/The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb/Let's Get Invisible!/Night Of The Living Dummy/Welcome To Camp Nightmare/Piano Lessons Can Be Murder/You Can't Scare Me!/The Cuckoo Clock Of Doom/Monster Blood III/Bad Hare Day/The Beast From The East/How I Learned To Fly Goosebumps Presents: TV Episode #3: Welcome To Camp Nightmare Give Yourself Goosebumps: Tick Tock, You're Dead/Trapped in Bat Wing Hall, Are You Afraid of The Dark?, The Chocolate War, Stephen King's Pet Semetary Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Heartland: After The Storm/Taking Chances/Love Is A Gift, It's Happy Bunny: What's Your Sign?, Flipped, Blister, Stargirl The Land of Elyon Book I: The Dark Hills Divide, The Boyfriend, The Chronicles of Narnia: THe Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, Belle Teal, Esperanza Rising, The Beast, The Kingfisher Book of Children's Poetry, The Alley, A Corner of the Universe, The Little Giant Book of Science Trivia, Sister Spider Knows All, Sacajawea, The Way Things Work, The Holy Bible Containing The Old and New Testaments - New King James Version (Thomas Nelson Bilbes, 1982) The New Testament of Our Saviour Jesus Christ with Psalms and Proverbs (The Gideons International, 1983, 1985) The Holy Bible Containing The Old and New Testaments - King James Version (American Bible Society, 1980), You Remind Me of You

Heroes:

My former idols are Bronson Pinchot from Perfect Strangers and Stanley "MC Hammer" Burrell. I also had someone closest to me, I don't consider him a hero, but a lot more, my youngest uncle, Demetrius, may he rest his soul. I also decidate this page in the memory of my oldest aunt, Greta and my youngest aunt, Alonta (who died on the very evening of my 16th birthday), may they rest in peace as well.

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