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TJ

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

About Me

I want to marry Kim Gordon and have her children... even though she is like 50. I'll settle for Kim Deal though. Beyond that I try to avoid being a chops player..

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My Interests

Music, politics, crime, non-parasitic women, throwing tiny spears at circular boards, pursuing my fanatically obsessive collection of Neil Young, distortion and feedback in music as well as life, the occasional Timothy Leary ticket, and the emptying of bottles that would otherwise be full.

I'd like to meet:

Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, Buckminster Fuller, other transcendent figures.

Music:

Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Frank Zappa,Sonic Youth, Primus, Pavement, Built to Spill, Pixies, Talking Heads, The Clash, The Butthole Surfers, Public Image Ltd., Paul Westerberg, Johnny Philko, Patti Smith, Robert Randolph, Dinosaur Jr., The Pretenders, Mad Season, Mudhoney, Iggy Pop, The Breeders, Tom Petty, The Replacements, The Ramones, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, Bong Thugs N'Harmony, My Morning Jacket, Andrew Wood, Oysterhead, CCR, Johnny Cash, Eazy E, Sublime, Grateful Dead, Captain Beefheart, Rage Against the Machine, Alice In Chains, Doors, Bad Religion, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, anything Steve Vai involves himself with, Merle Haggard, Elivs Presley, and others.

Movies:

V for Vendetta, The Corporation, OutFoxed, Farenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Magnolia, Greendale, The Big Lebowski, American Psycho, Pursuit of Happiness, The Usual Suspects, Immortal Beloved, I Heart Huckabees, The Departed, American History X, 911 Revisited, Being There, The Constant Gardner, Owning Mahowny, The Cooler, True Romance, Very Bad Things, Stop Making Sense, Dr. Strangelove, The Unforgiven, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Heart of Gold, Being John Malkovich, Grosse Pointe Blank, Year of the Horse, The Godfather I and II, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, On the Waterfront, The Human Highway, Heat, anything based on Charlie Kaufman screen plays,etc.a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank" /a

Television:

Television is an opiate for the masses, but I like Seinfeld, Colbert Report, and the Daily Show./a

Books:

Thieves in High Places, The Servile State, Let's Stop Beating Around the Bush, Illuminatus, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Shakey, Eastern Body Western Mind, Point of Purchase, The Politics of Illusion, The Dictionary, The Good Fight, Salvation for Sale, Unsafe at Any Speed, A People's History of the United States, In Cold Blood, 1984, Empower the People, Shrub, Shogun, Capone, All of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, etc.

Heroes:

Ralph Nader, Neil Young, Stephen Colbert, Frank Zappa, Huey Long, Eddie Vedder, John Lennon, Timothy Leary, Robert Anton Wilson, Jim Hightower, and Hillaire Belloc.

My Blog

Stupidity

STUPIDITY The stupid are deaf to the truth; they hear, but think that the wisdom applies to someone else. Heraclitus (c.540-c.480 BC) Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally ...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST

The Magic of Chuck Norris

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so ha...
Posted by TJ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST

Happiness is a Psychiatric Disorder

..>     "In the June 1992 issue of the Journal of Medical Ethics, a clinical psychologist proposed that happiness be classified as a psychiatric disorder, aguring that happy people suffe...
Posted by TJ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

A Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall While Eating Crab Legs in a Freddy Krueger Sweater...

Is always a good time.
Posted by TJ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST

The Invitation

The Invitation It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ached for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.It doesn't interest me how old you are, I ...
Posted by TJ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Natural Bridge Cleanses the Soul

I had quite a memorable time this past weekend.  I visited some friends in Lexington Saturday night.  Somehow we ended up at Natural Bridge the next day.  I am not sure what moved us to...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST

I am in love with Kim Gordon.

Sonic Youth are fucking incredible.  I have always liked the band, but I have just recently ascertained the proper wavelength at which to fully appreciate their undeniable genius.They are to...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST