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Bertrand DeNovo

meet me in the granite quarry. alone.

About Me

The Banshee King howls at the moonlight from the safety of his cave. Even the Royal Beast has been made a coward tonight...
A vengeful strike of lightning crashes through the frozen river. A flood of electric rapture is unleashed...
The blackened sky turns crimson as the hapless are ravaged. The sacred texts must be true...
...and so the tortured genius must be near...
From this icy hell rides Bertrand DeNovo, and only a reality so forboding could produce such dangerous brilliance.
Born to a Polar Bear Queen and a Gypsy fiddler, Bertrand learned as a child the intricacies of espionage and the Phrygian modality. Today he pays homage to these traditions while reaching bravely into the future.
To hear DeNovo is to know chord structures as impenetrable and timeless as the tundra, melodies borrowed from Tuvan throat growlers, and lyrics to whet the mind of Kuan Yu.
He is an inspiration to man and beast alike. Treasure of Eurasia. Bertrand DeNovo.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/12/2006
Band Members: Bertrand DeNovo, Fate, The Hand of God
Influences: Lightning, Ice, The End of Time
Sounds Like: a wounded angel crying tears of sulphur as they fall upon a microphone sculpted from perfumed unicorn tusk
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Dude, Ron Paul?

To me, the destruction of our environment is the most pressing issue facing the world today.  I just checked out ronpaul2008.com, and I couldn't find the words "environment," "emissions," "c...
Posted by Bertrand DeNovo on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

Hot Tip From Inside the Music Biz

Here's an easy way to quintuple your profile views on myspace in only 10 minutes.   1) Use your phone to take a picture of yourself in your filthy bathroom mirror.  Make sure your ...
Posted by Bertrand DeNovo on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

Fuck It

time to fight ridiculous with ridiculous.  and I know "ridiculous" isn't a noun.  FUCK IT.  
Posted by Bertrand DeNovo on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

A Brief History of Hubris

here the picture is annotated,  move your mouse over it.  please.
Posted by Bertrand DeNovo on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST