I'm currently a planetary superhero, but I occasionally moonlight as an international butt model. The pressure gets to you sometimes, being humanity's last line of defense against certain destruction. I find flexing my buttocks before a camera to be somewhat... centering. Times have been tough though, what with the collapse of the vile Phyraxian Empire from Bravo Centauri, so I've had to do some freelance work waxing Karl Ro-- Well, lets just say I'm doing fashion of a more "personal" kind. Don't tell though - if Fruit-o-the-loom found out, they'd yank my boxerbriefs contract in a jiffy. I'm also a ninja.
